i'm going to get my iud removed in a few minutes. how do

>>17968318

Release a bee into the room

>>17968332
somehow i have heard that already

Missionary position, deep kissing and eye contact, say eachothers names and tell each other how much you love one another, don't hold back your sounds, then as things speed up and it begins to reach a climax, go full primal mode and leglock him while looking him in the eyes and beg for his seed, scream for him to put his babies inside of you. Embrace each other and truly become one.

>>17968346
mkay, sounds like a good plan. besides the screaming. guess i'm more going with "moaning"

>putting yourself at risk for the ultimate std, a baby
Why would someone willingly ruin their life like this?

>>17968318
Do it with me

Have sex with a complete stranger.
PS. Don't do that, unless it's with me.

>>17968346
>Not holding hands during
Well, I guess if you want op to go full slut mode.

>>17968646
Some people aren't financially desolate and can deal with some of the issues that come with babies.

>>17968780
And what if the baby has severe birth defects or develops mental illness later in life. Seems pretty damn monstrous to me.

>>17968783
Meh, tards are cute too

>>17968981
Tards and other mutations of the like are the only reason I support abortion

>>17969016
i work with tard and i can assure you, they are pretty ok