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Hey /adv/,
My girlfriend of six years broke up with me a few months ago, because she said I was too depressed and it wasn't fair to her. I thought that was selfish, so I decided to fake committing suicide, and paid a homeless person to call her from my cellphone (as she was my only emergency contact) and pretend to be the officer responding to my death. Now she feels terrible (from what I can tell on Facebook) and she wishes she had never broke up with me. How can I let her know that I'm still alive and that she can stop regretting it without being implicated in this lie?
Thanks in advance.
P.S. I only did it to show her that she was being selfish and inconsiderate. Now that she understands that, there's nothing wrong with it.
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try harder next time
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>>17967136
>that tfw when it's actually not bait, but it's too disgusting to actually pretend that it's real
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>>17967129
You don't ever break that illusion of being dead. If you come back into her life it'll only be for that one time. She's going to be pissed, she's going to wish you were dead, and she's never going to look at anyone else the same knowing in the back of your head that there are sociopaths out there as sick as you.
TL;DR You double fucked yourself OP.
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>>17967155
>doesn't know what tfw means
you disgust me
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>>17967207
I kek'd after re reading that
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Hey /adv/, I know it sounds bad, but I only did it because I was actually planning on committing suicide to begin with. That new information kind of changed my mind, seeing that people actually did care. Is there no way to resolve this?
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>>17967129
If this is not a bait... Dude, this was the most stupid think you could do... She is going to hate you even more now. And you will be considered as a freak.
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