>be me
>notice this one qt3.14 last semester
>our schedules were aligned so that we would always be waiting for our classes in the same area
>she would sit a few tables over with her friends every day and I would do the same
>really wanted to talk to her but could never work up the confidence
>some time passes
>match with her on Tinder
wat do
I really, really don't want to fuck this up
>>17962601
>ay bby
>want sum fuk?
>>17962601
>long time no see
Lol yeah, how are you anon?
>I'm doing pretty good how about you?
Eh, not so great
>oh really that sucks
>is it your classes or something else?
something else
>that's sucks, wanna fuck?
>>17962601
>qt3.14
>pic unrelated
Anyway, just be honest in a light-hearted way:
"Hey! I saw you a few times in uni or w/e but never had the guts to talk to you!"
As long as you don't say it as a stalker or a coward/autist, it's ok
>>17962601
>you're in a couple of my classes. why are you stalking me?
>>17962601
>Hey I just met you
>And this is crazy
>We matched on tinder
>So fuck me maybe
>>17962601
>hey I've seen you around University and I'm glad we matched cause I wanted to tell you that youre realy pretty (or gorgeous, or beautiful ).
>>17962639
>>17962601
this, op
>>17962645
Wow, this is the worst opening line I've seen so far
>>17962645
>>17962770
It reminds me so much of pic related
>>17962774
it works if you send that image as well with it
>>17962618
>>17962638
>>17962639
>>17962642
>>17962643
>>17962645
>>17962769
>>17962770
>>17962774
>>17962779
>Damn, I really wanted to talk to you last semester in Gray Wolf, but if bad introductions were an olympic sport then I would be Michael Phelps. So how's someone as cute as you doing on a day like today?
r8
>>17962601
>Hey, wanna grab a coffee or something?
>>17962813
>calling them cute or beautiful
>>17962813
>So how's someone as cute as you doing on a day like today?
That part is cringy, but the rest is good if you really are a funny guy and quick with jokes
There's one that was in a movie and actually worked with a friend of mine, but he has blue eyes and is the faggot-ish type some girls like, so use it with caution:
>Hey do you know this guy
>He hangs around X in the uni
>Keeps making threads in /adv/
>Is a faggot
>Know him?
No
>Nice to meet you then, I'm OP
obviously pick interesting things about you she won't know. It works better if the person doesn't have your name, so you open with "hey do you know OP?", but since that's not my ass on the line...
>>17962813
Too
Cringe
Pls
Don't
>>17962821
>Wanna go out and eat something? Maybe a hot dog, nachos, my dick... ?
>Wanna go out for pizza and buttsex?
After her outraged reply
>Oh nvm sorry I didn't know you didn't like pizza
I'll show myself out...
>>17962833
Why did you reply to me, my dude?
You have to not care so much. That's what will make you fuck up more than anything else. Its just a date it really doesn't matter that much. Honestly stop and think, its just an outing with another person and she feels the same way. You're just two peeps having fun.
>>17962837
Just because your line reminded of those. Not that yours is bad, it just triggered my memory
Also, have another (you) on the house
>>17962855
It's simple, but quite effective.
>>17962823
>>17962824
>>17962825
What would be a good way of following up that first line then? I'm not sure she's aware that I exist, hence why I wanted to make note of that connection.
Should I even follow it up with something?
>>17962601
Before you try the old hey long time no see bit, consider the fact of she might never of even noticed you at all during that time and just randomly matched you on tinder.