What do I do if my parents are the most annoying creatures I've ever encountered in my existence
They are ALWAYS getting in the way and I know they do it on purpose somehow.
>go downstairs trying to be quick and not be seen because I haven't showered
>the second I get down the stairs I hear my ogre dad's door open
>stomp stomp stomp *burp*
>on this occasional he walked into the kitchen as I turned off the light and he bumped into me and I spilled hot coffee all over that I HAVE TO CLEAN
>this is right after I fapped too
>try to do chores
>cleaning kitchen and mom comes down
>she wastes my time taking up space and slowly puts away something useless and it takes her twenty fucking minutes
>every time I masterbate they start running up and down the stairs and knocking on my door and I constantly have to put away my raging boner and it hurts like fuck and I get painful blue balls
>this happens about 6-7 times per fap
>try to sneak in the house or do something private or try to cook a meal in privacy
>they come downstairs at the worst possible time even if it's 4 am and catch me in a 5 second window the time I need privacy the most
They're always there. They're always interrupting. They're always annoying and timing everything bad. They ruin everything. EVERYTHING
>>17960681
Btw waiting for them to go to bed so I can wash dishes because they keep interrupting me and getting in the way. Oh and my dad only works 2 days out of the week so he's always fucking home
Sometimes I hang out in heroin dens where people are killing themselves and shooting up just to get away from them
If you're almost out of high school, just hold out for a little while longer. Just don't get into the heroin, because that's going to open up a whole new can of problems for ya.
>>17960694
But I don't even have a car so moving out isn't possible unless I move to an expensive as fuck city with trains
>>17960683
Fuck me I just left my room to try and do dishes again and they left their room at the same time
Dear god why this isn't even a particularly special day this is every fucking day. Every second every time every day
I just want to never see them why won't they GO
>>17960711
>why won't they GO
because it's their house.
try to get along with them instead of being a weird little masturbatory goblin that lives in a cupboard.
>>17960727
I can't they gave me too hard of a life
No car no money in the middle of nowhere trauma and ptsd like I've been raised on a battlefield