Please anons, I'm 23, male and a hopeless, unemployed loser

YouTuber, or some sort of streamer...
Cam whore might work...

you'll never be 15 and in love
>lying on the grass on a warm >summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
>not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
>only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
>you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
>you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
>you're in your 20's now
>gotta get a good job
>gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
>they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
>you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

>>17960648

1st - you've got to get out and get another job - fast food retail stocker at grocery store if you're fit go to ups or fedex

There are channels that stream Buddhism Hotline or Jesus chatline where people donate to troll and say weird things so by doing this as a joke you can make a lot of money or you could be a Twitch streamer with a huge ego

>>17960648
Dude I think amazon was adding 100,000 jobs.

>>17961064
but this might be old news now.