My girlfriend said she wants me to pluck her asshole hairs and

Tell her it'd be painful and pay for a professional to do it.

Why would you ever lick someones asshole? Jesus christ, have you not got any self respect at all? Fucking animals.

>>17959421
She had a professional wax it but I guess there are a few stragglers left over. I think I might just do it. How bad can it be ?

>>17959422
Why would you not lick it? Me and my boyfriend (Yes I'm gay) love licking the starfish.

>>17959438
>>17959443
Alert: my thread has been hijacked. I repeat: ALERT. THAT IS NOT OP, I AM OP.

Guys help me

What does it feel like to get your asshole licked?

>>17959460
As someone who has had it licked. I am a female. It felt okay I guess, it really is all about what is in your mind and how sexy you are feeling to when you are doing anything sexual. So if you are really horny pretty much anything feels good. It isnt something that is a must for me but it just feels nice.

Just dive in there and plunge your tounge into her fart box. Its insanely hot, actually. As long as there is no mud streaks you have to go through.

>not licking your gf's asshole

Unless she doesn't clean herself well there's no excuse.

>>17959483
What does it feel like to lick someone's asshole?

>>17959416
Just tell her you don't want to. Are you a child? Also, why would you want to lick her asshole if you didn't want to pluck the hairs? Unless you actually intend to lick a hairy asshole. If so, you're fucked in the head man.

>>17959490
Didnt have a taste honestly. Probably would be just like you could imagine. She was very good with keeping herself clean. I liked it better than licking her vag.

Firstly OP doesnt have a GF and no guy here has ever licked an ass or even seen one bare IRL. Please losers get a grip.

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>>17959537
>licking a hole where shit comes out of makes you a winner

>>17959537
I have :(

>>17959446
This guy isn't OP, I am. He's trying to reverse hijack my thread. Smart move if you ask me.

Why the hell would you lick ass?

>>17959537
Well this girl here has licked one

>>17959416
>Also how do you safely lick your girlfriend's asshole
My wife showers, cleans the area really well, teases me with it (spreads her ass, shakes it, basically brings me to boil,) and I pounce on her and start licking/thrusting/whatever I feel like doing. I enjoy it because it's taboo and dirty and she... doesn't care, honestly. She just toys her pussy during.

I'm lucky to have a wife that understands and indulges my weirdness.