How do I stop having this stupid weird envy-crush on a friend's

>>17953415
Stop hanging around him

Get attention from other men. If it's a crush out of jealousy then I'm assuming you aren't getting the contact you want from other guys.

>>17953435
Our friend-group is quite tightly knit (she's the sister of the heart of the group, the entire squad would collapse if they cut ties), so avoiding him is pretty much impossible.

>>17953445
I'm not jealous of my friend for having him, really. I'm jealous OF him, he is gorgeous and I am not.

>>17953468
Start lifting.

>>17953507
He's more narrowly built than I am.