So /adv/ there's an undercover police car parked outside

Which kind of anime? Maybe is the antimoe patrol. Run away anon!

put on your your cool face and say problem officer

>>17950681
If you didn't do anything wrong, then they're not there for you. Just act as you normally would.

File: tmp_31505-images-1488668337.jpg (9KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 225x225px

Officer I...

Stick a couple bananas in their tailpipe, get in the car wave at them then rev your engine and drive off as fast as possible

Go outside and offer them a beer

>>17950681
>Should I go say hi?
TOPKEK

No. He's doing business. If he needs to speak to you, he will. But if nothing is happening, then just let it be.

Have you done anything illegal enough to warrant an investigation by an undercover police officer, OP? Because that's the only reason he'd be there in front of your home watching you.

But also, do you live in a sketchy neighbourhood? Maybe he's just scouting out a drug dealer's house for a chance to pin something on him. (Unless you're the drug dealer, OP.)

>>17950782
Also, it's technically illegal (at least in my country Canada), to blow an undercover cop's cover. So if you do go say something stupid like "HI OFFICER HOW YA DOING TODAY" you'd get arrested and charged

>>17950789
Man your justice systems in the America's are stupid. You really think a real criminal wouldn't immediately notice the car and get the hell out of there? Or confront, it's only one person.
They're probably after small fish, stupid ones.