I'm a serial cheater. I've come to share all my tips

I have sociopathy, guess what. Nobody cares

>>17947092
Is easier to one night stand married girls or single girls? Thanks!

>>17947095
I know there's an inherent "hey look at me I'm special AMA" vibe to these threads, but hey we're just here to talk and share experiences and learn from each other.

>>17947100
Single girls are sooooo much easier. There's less at stake for them. There's only two times I went after married girls, and even after making out it took months to have sex with just one of them, the other one never worked out.
single girls are:
>single, therefor nobody to expect them home right after work
>fewer commitments
>nobody checking their home or wondering why they aren't home by 9pm
while married girls are
>opposite of above


Save yourself the headache, go after single girls.

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who else /cheating/ currently?

>>17947173
Met some chick, went on a date with her. We made out for a bit but nothing after. Its been 3 days since and I have those anxious feelings you get when in a new relationship but haven't heard from her since nor does she respond to texts. I have that butterfly type feeling you get when youre interested in something new and the agony of her not responding (only texted her twice) only makes it all sweeter. Ironically this has made my relationship with my actual girlfriend even better because I'm lest invested/care less about the small issues and for some reason things are better between us. Oh well just riding the wave I guess

>>17947244
did she know you had a gf already? ghosting and cold feet are common in my experience if they know you had a gf.

I know what you mean about that butterfly feeling, sometimes I feel like that's the best part of cheating/hooking up with new people.

How direct were you with her? Usually I'm very forward about my situation
>hey how's it going, I'm Anon nice to meet you. Yeah I have a gf, how about you, seeing anyone? So hey I'm off work this day, want to hang out?
Usually that's enough to let them know what my intentions are, so if they say yes I know I'm in, and then it's just a matter of committing to it once you do hang out, no back pedaling, no cold feet on my end.

What was your approach?

>>17947280
No she didn't know I had a gf, I'm very charismatic and she was a chill person so when I started flirting with her at my job it went very well. On the date we chatted for quite some time (about 4 hours) made out for about 30mins after that, we ended the night on very great moods, she called me sweetie and all that she did say she was a busy person so I allocated for that but too busy to quickly answer a text or phone call in 72 hours (now)? Also butterflies as in excitement/anticipation she new my intentions and I'm always very direct

Also there's no way shed find out I had a gf as she's from out of town and I don't have any social media for her to find me on and my gf doesn't have any pics of me or us up on hers

>>17947340
Have you ever been charismatic or did you have to work on this ?

Also when you say you're charismatic, do you feel like you have to betray some kind of honesty or moral coherence in order to get that charismatic vibe going ?

Thanks

>>17947340
ah I see, well if you are sure she couldn't have possibly found out about your gf then she is probably just busy, possibly talking to other guys too.

Are you ever planning on letting her know that you have a gf?

>>17947349
Just born a sociable person and I was raised in a place where people are very friendly, also not really. It can get a bit tiring however because it all feels like a big game and you just want some blunt truth once in a while. I become the regional asshole when I get like this but its easy to ring people back in with some jokes and a party or something like that

>>17947361
Depends on what is revealed when I get to know her better, if she's really my type then I won't. I'll just keep things going nice and slow, if my current relationship falls out, instant rebound >>17947364

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you are the worst kind of person im just saying.

>>17947439
Idk man, serial rapists and murderers are still out there of course we're douchbags but I wouldn't put us at "the worst", not that it matters

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>>17947472
>barely one step above murderers, and rapists
>but at least we aren't "the worst"

>>17947092
I hope you die alone, anon.

>>17947490
I know its ironic coming from someone like me, but your moral gauge is a bit skewed anon. >>17947498

As long as no one knows, no one's hurt

Keep going OP, just be clever about it

>>17947506
I mean, I don't want you to die right now or to suffer an illness or anything, neither I want any of your family members to suffer, I just think you deserve to die alone and I hope you do so.

>>17947092
Faggot, go back to butt fucking guys

>>17947523
Were all free to hope and dream anon,godspeed

>>17947506

>>17947490 is a different poster than who you think, but go ahead and lump me in with that other miserable fucker if you feel so inclined.

>>17947532
I accidentally clicked two post numbers. Didn't mean to do that friend, sorry guy

>>17947532
It doesn't really change anything, does it?
Still think you deserve to die alone.

>>17947546
I suppose it doesn't change much haha

>>17947092
Man, don't you feel any guilt? Took me years to at least find someone who has interest in me, I'd never sleep thinking about how could I cheat on such a fine woman.

>>17947568
Don't know about OP but I certainly feel a lot of guilt about it, to the point of giving myself panic attacks and yet a week later I find myself cranking the charm up to 11 and doing it all again. It's a masochistic circle

>realise I'm in a shitty relationship with pathetic manchild with no sex drive
>get drunk on Christmas
>go on omelge
>look for guys into scat
>emotionally cheating on shitty bf with shitty 48 year old

Feels good man, breaking up with bf soon so I can shit on some odd dude

>>17947092
Hey, I'm a sociopathic asshole too AMA

Well, I'm a serial cheater too. My current bf has no idea.

>>17947586
This is a boys only club

>>17947520
olloololololololololololololololol

(psst, they know)

>>17947594
I wasn't aware cheating was a gendered hobby.

>>17947599

???

>>17947092
I thought about it and almost did it but it's just too much to juggle even if it's only hooking up. I felt way too bad and paranoid about my bf finding the texts.

I think I'm just not made out for relationships right now sexually. I'm gonna be single for a while after my current one. OP why do you cheat?

Why not just be single instead of ruining your partner and your own social responses to connecting intimately through betrayal, lies and deceit? Do you realize that you will get old and decreped and in need of reliance on another? Do you realize that these actions, bred from narcissism and a lack of control will come back to haunt you in some way? Why do you willingly choose to be so cruel to something as special as the intimacy of being close with one individual? Have you never had anyone you truly cared for? That cared for you? Does it make you feel powerful, knowing you're manipulating someone into a false sense of security and safety? Do you look at yourself in the mirror and like who you see staring back? What use is any of this to you in the next 5, 10, 20 years?

Thank you for making this world worse.

>>17947244
This sums up well why I continue doing it. "New relationship feelings" without the bother of having to commit to one best case, sex with someone new worst case. Every time I do it I end up having a lot more patience with the woman I'm dating.

OP here

>>17947621
>Why not just be single instead of ruining your partner and your own social responses to connecting intimately through betrayal, lies and deceit?
I tried being single, it never lasts more than a few months. Relationships just naturally move forward, there's more at stake, and it's not like when I cheat all my feelings for my current partner just vanish, I just have the same feelings for someone else too. I've tried breaking up with my current gf, even told her about some of the cheating I had done, she doubled down and asked me to just try harder and stay together, so I did. Didn't work out, I still cheated after a 13 month streak of no infidelity, but at that point she was so invested in me I just decided to play along.
>Do you realize that you will get old and decreped and in need of reliance on another?
I did, which is why I decided to just lie and "settle" down with my current gf instead of risking being single again.
>Do you realize that these actions, bred from narcissism and a lack of control will come back to haunt you in some way?
We'll see.

>>17947759
>Why do you willingly choose to be so cruel to something as special as the intimacy of being close with one individual?
I don't know, I just meet other girls and we connect and I just decide to go for it. I was shy when I was younger, and feared rejection, so after being successful a few times I think I got addicted to that "rush" of successfully sweeping a girl off her feet.
>Have you never had anyone you truly cared for?
Yes, all of them.
>That cared for you?
Current gf certainly seems to, but I could never know for sure now could I?
>Does it make you feel powerful, knowing you're manipulating someone into a false sense of security and safety?
Not really, didn't think about it from that perspective.
>Do you look at yourself in the mirror and like who you see staring back?
Yeah, only times I despise myself is when I make a move and I get rejected, and it's not because of the cheating itself but because my insecurities come back and I feel like "if only I was taller/fitter/better looking she would have cheated with me"
>What use is any of this to you in the next 5, 10, 20 years?
I don't know, stories to tell? networking?

How do you make it a secret ?

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>married to a great gal for 15 years but sex is meh at best
>have close friend since HS who's smoking hot
>apparently her own marriage is falling apart
>friend confesses her love for me
>been having the best sex of my life with said friend for over a month

What's the best way to handle my predicament?

>>17947173
Me. Well, I'm single she's in a long term relationship.

>>17947789
Get your friend pregnant.

Idk what the result will be but I guarantee it won't be boring.

>>17947778
>Set phone to not show text notifications
>delete texts as they come in
>no facebook messaging, ever, not at all
>cheat with strangers outside all circles
>be upfront about your intentions so whoever cheats with you knows that they are cheating with you and will assist in keeping it a secret so they don't ruin their own reputation as being a whore
>have money for hotel rooms
>convince partner part of your job includes going on "business site visits" during your off days and occasional late evening

>>17947791
Btw. It's killing me. Anyone else?

>>17947789

Post pics of her and you fucking. For real have any OC pls I wanna fap

>>17947791
>>17947819
>it's killing me
why? honor code? pshh...

>>17947789
sounds like a solid set up, as long as she knows her place and you know yours. None of that "lets divorce and then be together" nonesense, marriage is such a useful status symbol and tool, you don't want to go from being that guy married to a great girl for 15 years to that divorced guy who lives alone. Specially since you are already getting action anyway.

My boyfriend is starting to wonder where I go every night and the excuse that I'm going to my girl friends house isn't cutting it since she's on holidays out of town. What excuse can I use tomorrow night?

>>17947832
do you live together? how old are you two? do you drive? also damn, every night? pace yourself dude

I live with my gf so the only times I can pull an allnighter is when i pull the mom card, I'm lucky enough that my gf doesn't like interacting with my mom and my mom is needy enough that it's believable enough that I would be absent for a few hours to assist her setting up furniture or entertaining guests or whatever. But I do this rarely, like 4 times a year tops.

Could you come up with something similar?

>>17947832

How long have you been together? Where do you let the guy cum?

>>17947829
Because I love her and she loves me but I don't think she could ever leave him. Not exactly the theme of this thread, I know.

>>17947858
oh, yeah I can see how that could happen, sometimes I get too involved with the girls I cheat with too. In fact my current gf used to be a girl I cheated with, but I was so head over heels for her that I broke up with my ex to be with her. Just to end up cheating with other people anyway hahaha

If I were you, i'd enjoy the intimacy you get to share together but also acknowledge that it's not worth ruining her reputation or yours just to try to have "something more" because this is as good as it will get.

Just be there for her, and let there be there for you, and continue to fuck around as you wish with other girls too. There will always be another girl just around the corner to captivate you all over again.

I cheat too. I usually slip the notecard in my sock and read it with my leg crossed. When my girlfriend walks in, I uncross, and it's hidden between my legs! Four months and she still hasn't noticed.

>>17947843
We don't live together which makes it easier but I don't stay over as much anymore and we usually spend evenings together after work.
I nearly got caught once when he decided to meet me at my work and my side guy was on his way too.
We're in our late 20s. I need to have a lot of sex and he likes to watch a lot of porn (his therapist confirmed his porn addiction) I got bored of trying to help him over 3 years and met someone who wants to fuck me regularly. I'll get rid of my side guy soon and be faithful to him.

I've used my family too much already and he's catching on when I don't answer my phone. He doesn't usually pay me this much attention because he's relieved not to have me around so he can pay for his porn.

>>17947472
Not that guy but I've been raped. It wasn't as bad as being cheated on. Then again it was a stranger, and not someone I trusted. Its worse when you trust someone.

>>17947884

Are you fat? Serious question.

oh god this thread makes me sick

>>17947884
Your whole life makes me sad.

>>17947896
lmao wrong thread then bitch

>>17947892
No and I know it's a serious problem with couples when someone is fat but that's not our issue.

I wrote here about my boyfriend's porn issues and got some advice that just didn't work. Masturbation wasn't cutting it for me and I needed more. I know it's wrong, I just don't care though.

Our relationship has been miles better since I started this.

>>17947959

I think it's hot I'm not going to demonize you. I love getting involved with attached/married women I just never get into relationships myself because I don't trust anyone.

>>17947902
Don't be sad about it, I am really happy and like I said, I don't feel bad at all. I just needed more sex.
I have my boyfriend who I love and my s-guy who I can have sex with when my boyfriend is not up for sex.

>>17947989

Do you let you s-guy take pics?

>>17947993
No, he doesn't ask either. He told me he has fallen in love with me a few times and I that's why I have to let him go.

>>17948023

do you have a throwaway mail/kik?

>>17947798
underrated