Crippled girl here. MD Need some good pick up lines. So far,

>I've never done anal. We'll not that I felt it...

>>17934139
how crippled are we talking here? Full on quadriplegic?

>>17934186
Muscular dystrophy. My limbs are noodles, but my pussy is magic

>>17934139
you came into the right hood nigguh.
the right hood.

Sure, you have to do all the work, but it's not like I can stop you from doing whatever you like!

Do you really have a difficult time enticing guys to fuck you silly? Are you ugly?

>>17934139
>why dont you rape me? its not like i can run away

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>>17934252
No I'm cute AF. I just like to aggressively hit on dudes and make them sup uncomfortable

I'm also new to crippledom

>>17934284
How does it make them uncomfortable? They don't just take you up on it?

>>17934284
"Since I can't feel my pussy, would you like to?"

>You know I'm always thinking that a man might rape me and there's nothing I can do to stop me. So I'm always in feat that they won't...

Jesus CHRIST, what's with all the rape stuff?

>>17934290
Not all men react well to women with zero social etiquette. It's pretty funny.

>>17934139
are your legs gross looking?

I mean if they are I wouldn't go there.

>>17934311
Well OPs defenseless and want to male people uncomfortable, so...

See how they work, those hits have already made someone uncomfortable lol

>>17934317
Interesting. My sense of humor is all about awkward situations. We should hang out.

>>17934324
Have you seen the Eric Andre Show? ATHF? Sealab?

Good stuff for that sense of humor.

>>17934139
Excuse me sir, can you help me out? As you can see I am handicapped and I have a terrible itch I need to scratch on my stomach. It's almost humiliating to ask, but you seem so nice. Lower...lower...I said lower motherfucker.

>>17934199
I'm curious, so you can't use your hands at all? How are you typing this?

>>17934330
Sealab is my jam. That said, I more like inserting myself into social situations and assist them in becoming as awkward as possible. It gets me off.

>>17934337
I only have one friend who has a similar humor.

Maybe we could be friends, I have WhatsApp I talk to a guy in dubai on it sometimes.

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>>17934319
My calves are thin, that's about it

>>17934335
Yes I can, they're weak, but strong enough to type.
Also, there's voice to text.

>>17934349
Honest op? Your legs seem nic

>>17934345
I'm in US

>>17934349
I might be in the minority here, but as a guy if a cute girl that was handicapped hit on me, I would get the message, but at the same time I would be having an internal struggle between thoughts like "would I be taking advantage of her?" Because even if I know you're fully capable and had specifically laid yourself out that you want me, the fact that your crippled would make me hesitant as all hell, like I'm supposed to pity you, not use you as a cock sleeve, even if I know you'd love to choke on my cock or something

>>17934384
You know how I know you're gay?

>>17934388
LOL xDDD

>>17934384
People treating you differently is the worst part of being disabled. Worse, I know what they're thinking because I grew up healthy.

I don't want to be treated differently, but at the same time I want you to be considerate of my limitations.

It really also fucking sucks because guys think I'm fragile, which I'm not. My pain tolerance is insane. When I wax my snatch I don't even flinch.

I may just be thirsty, but there's not a lot overtly sexual things a crippled qt could say that would give me pause.

>If they ask you what it's like to live with muscular dystrophy
"Well, for one, I always feel weak in the legs just like how you'll feel after I drain your balls."

>Feign difficulty moving your fingers
"I really need to masturbate, can I borrow yours?"

"I have a harness you can wear. I hope you won't feel awkward carrying me around in a fuck papoose."

>>17934361

Eric Andre : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRYz4RWshFg

A lot like what you were asking about, there's four seasons of it.


+610472608777 for whatsapp


>>17934384
Terminal cancer patients need dick too, anon. Don't be selfish.

>>17934349
MOAR!

>>17934199
>my pussy is magic

pls explain pls

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>>17934139
>tfw no wheelie gf
why even live?

>>17934139
"I like tall guys because I'm at just the right level for a blowjob."

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>>17934199
>My limbs are noodles, but my pussy is magic

damn shawy

u wild af

>>17934139

You're a fucking girl, this should be easy

>"hey want to let me suck your dick"

>>17934199

>"My limbs are noodles, but my pussy is magic"

I think you just answered your own question

>>17934284

You should have zero problem getting laid

Ten bajillion guys would be so happy to bone the fuck out of you

>>17934349

ya, fucking confirmed

like rly

>>17934139
At least footfags can be assured the feet are soft and clean and sans calluses, play off that?

Got any results OP?

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Give me your kik/whatsapp right now

>>17935863
>gyno
Nty

>>17934409
>wax my snatch
Hahaha keep fighting the good fight

>>17934384
If she's giving blatant, overt signals that she wants you, you're not taking advantage of her. Some people with disabilities feel this way, because a lot of people find them undesirable.

gj OP for making guys uncomfortable. I would be uncomfortable around someone without manners, too. Neither a wheelchair nor a pussy give you a free pass at being socially retarded, nontheless there will still be enough men out there who will fuck you, I just doubt they're the ones you'd want.

Are you sure this is healthy behavior?

>tfw no flaccid slutty MS gf

Ahhhh you poor thing :( I always feel so bad when I see handicapped women.

>>17934139
I wish I'd met you before I was married. The only person fucking a cripple in our relationship is my wife. Double-cripple sounds fucking awesome... and I can't believe there isn't porn of it.

>>17937037
Oh lighten the fuck up, Myrna. She wants a dick and she wants it now. How many men have been in a similar-but-different position?

I'll tell you, MD isn't something I'd want to get married to or live with. But hey, if you've got a cute face and you propositioned me, I'd tell you flat out. I'd fuck the hell out of you and likely wouldn't stick around too long the next morning.

Answering your other question though, heres a few I came up with.

1. I'm fucked up already, so you really can't do worse.

2. Give me that dick or I'll make you look like me.

3. Why not fuck me? I can't run out on you.

4. Hey, your dick can't be as limp as my spine.

5. I'll tell you what, I'll at least be as lively as your blow up doll.

6. Don't run! Don't run! Seriously! I can't run and I need that dick!

>>17937172
eh, this behavior is just weird and off putting

>>17937211
Oh I wouldn't marry her. My disabilities are all stable whereas hers are not... rapidly so.

But I'd give her an unforgettable night, sure. Something you're not understanding is we disabled folks do not fuck around with bullshit like "niceties" when we've got shit to do and the more debilitating and degenerating the disabilities, the less of a fuck we give.

>>17937186
>4. Hey, your dick can't be as limp as my spine.
Holy shit. OP, if you said that to me I'd fuck you to death.

>>17934317
Bullshit. Guys have no social etiquette. Doing so is just speaking their language.

>>17937037
You're envy because op does something you can't: not give a fuck about her problems

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>>17934139
>can't go out on a date with OP while sharing the awkward bantz

I hope you get your dick OP, god speed.

>>17934284
I wish guys could do this without getting arrested. Not even at girls, just in general. Chicks are allowed to be children their entire lives but if I can't even make a joke in public without looking like some desperate shit trying to attract attention or get jumped by 6 guys who are protecting some cunt's hurt feelings.

If you're still here OP, what do you do?
Like, do you just watch netflix all day or something?

>>17934349
>Xbox 360

>>17937186
Golden post
Thanks for the laugh

>>17934284

You would like me, OP; I would blush and stammer awkwardly. I likely would not like you though as I would think you were merely teasing me.

>>17934349
I'm surprised you can pull off that pose with muscular dystrophy

>>17934139
>>17934284
>>17934349

I'd fuck your brains out fäm

>>17934139
How hot are you?

>>17938418
>>17934284

>>17937248
welcome to the 21st century, thanks the shitty years to Queen Victoria

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>>17937186
>Hey, your dick can't be as limp as my spine.

>>17934284
OP you're pretty and a nice lady so it kind of pains me to tell you that later on in your life you may have to get used to the idea of paying for sex...

You can get a ton of it now though for free just please don't have kids and give it to them.

>>17935906
Savage af

>>17934284
10/10 would get weird with the cripplegirl

>>17934284
If that's you, then you are cute, but I'd like to see you without makeup to be sure.