My daughter has a cute friend who looks like this, horny as fuck

>>17932570
Scumbag dad.
Way to go traumatizing your daughter.

A lot of girls of the teenage age mainly do this kind of shit becuase they are playing with their new found sex appeal
Teasing and such is very common and friends dads and older brothers are prime targets for this testing because its low risk and kinda has that wrongness factor yo it

>>17932570
>Do i just squeeze her waist and kiss the side of her head next time she does it or what?
No.

>>17932570
Get a pic of her

>>17932570
She has braces? Fucking disgusting.

>>17932570
Silly old man. I'm gonna ruin it for you and the girl. Soon as I realized my tits and ass had power I teased everybody including my friends dads.

Don't date your daughter's friends, that's just gross.

You should actually avoid dating someone your daughter's age, cause ew, but if you are going to, make sure they don't know your daughter because again, ew.

It's quite possible this friend has slept with a guy who has slept with or will sleep with your daughter. Don't share STDs yo.

>>17932667
>date

I literally want to squeeze her waist, maybe kiss her head and then wank to that for the rest of my life quite happily.

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>>17932671
Youre gonna scare her and teach her a lesson about men she'll most likely never forget and carry with her into all of her future experiences with men

If youre cool with that then just get closer to her physically and test her responses while flirting lightly

But come on seriously Lester?

I'm not used to this kind of bait.

>>17932570
hot

story time faggot
with details

>>17932716
she's just your horny typical young girl
sometimes she pushes herself up against me and stays there, i've grabbed her waist a couple of times doing this but let go after a few seconds because i tickled her

get raging boner at this point

i'm just going to wank to it and let it go. If i do anything more she will just use it against me. I should be thankful she has given me this much to work with.

>>17932721
how old?

dude give yourself some fuckin credit. you are an authority figure to her. she craves validation, even probably faps to you. this is the situation objectively. you can manipulate it as you wish

welcom ;)

>>17932738
She's 30, I'm 52.

>>17932740
Oh

Fuck her then
Op pic is misleadihg

>>17932740
wtf

shes not young. this changes the situation. gotta be more smart about it

>>17932747
dont interrupt shithead

OP here. Fucking pedos, nothing was misleading. Get your heads out of the gutter and take a fucking seat.

>>17932756
She has braces lol

Yes adults can have braces but come on this is 4chan

>>17932761
Damn right adults can have braces, Josef Fritzl.

>>17932756
>young
>braces
>daughters friend
>tickles
>flat figure pic

yea, nah

>>17932740
>She's 30, I'm 52.
Oh fuck off then, I thought this was some jailbait. What are you ambivalent about?

>>17932773
Just not sure if it's appropriate to touch a girl 22 years younger than me, Jimmy Savile. Sorry to ruin your orgasm.

>>17932787
SHE'S 30 YEARS OLD

>>17932787
enough with witty name callings, kojak. enjoy your hand

>>17932740

Lmfao, the killing blow to my sides.

>>17932802
>30
>old

I'm 52, training wheels.

>>17932803
Will do, Rolf Harris.

Are you living the plot to American Beauty?

>>17932787
Holy shit man. Are you really 52? How'd you make it this far being this dense? She's legal, not jailbait, and you'd hardly be the first old man to bang a guy half his age. LESS than half his age. Go ask your cock doc for some boner pills and get it done, unless it's just your brain that's impotent and not your dick

>>17932828
>first old man to bang a guy
Whooooops. Girl, obvs

>>17932828
I never said she was jailbait, Michael Jackson. And lose the trips while you're at it.

>>17932822
So what? This is the opportunity of a life time Grandpa.

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>>17932833
obvs

>>17932841
>52
>grandpa

This site has gone to shit. Anyway, she's my daughters friend. Grow up if it's that easy for you to make a decision like this to squeeze her waist like that with no consequences.

>>17932851
Dude many people are grandfathers at your age. Sounds like you are having a midlife crisis and feeling insecure about your age or something. Which is foolish. Growing old is a luxury denied to many.

>>17932877
I actually am a grandfather to a girl, she turned 32 last week.

This is my fetish but realistically it can do lasting damage to a lot of girls.

>>17932885
Shes fucking 30

>>17932887
Yeah I'm reading through the thread now.

You think that might've been pertinent information off the bat? Why do you even need advice, then?

>>17932883
I meant 30, fucked my own joke.

>ITT bunch of pedos raging because a young girl wasn't raped by an old man, it was all a ruse

never change, /adv/

>>17932740
Hey, maybe next time, you don't start with a picture of an underage girl, or clarify that you're both well into adulthood

>>17932901
'Girl' is 30, read the thread.

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>>17932591
Apparently we can't all have good taste.

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i laughed

This was a funny thread.

I don't think you should go for it, gramps, its still a little inappropriate to be dating your daughter's friends. Find another woman of the same age if you want.

>>17932570
My dad fucked my sisters friend (a whole lot more to this story but that's the gist).

The end result: me and my sister have 0 respect for him and think he's a scumbag, not to mention he got divorced.

Don't do it you faggot. Trust me, it will only end poorly.

>>17932740
>>17933559

Nvm, I should have read the rest of the thread.

Do whatever you want...your daughter will still be understandably pissed, but it's not nearly a big deal since she's fuckin 30.

>>17932822
she might have slept with older men at this point. It really doesn't look weird when both parties are fully living as adults.

>>17932570
Yeah, go for it bro. What's the worst that could happen?

>>17932570
That's awesome have fun OP