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So I'm actually new to tinder. Are you supposed to meet as fast as possible or what?
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>>17927298
My reasoning is that it's tinder... It's not serious. Just be a flirt and have fun. But I've not actually met anyone on this thing
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>>17927298
Its a hook up site, people think oh its for realationships and whatever and they are right but maybe for like less then 5% of people on there. Most girls and guys wanna fuck.
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dang OP... you little slut.
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>>17927318
A lot of girls are writing "no fuck boys" in their profile. Which is fine, but I guess it's harder to decipher what everyone else is all about in this thing
>>17927329
I-I don't even know what I'm doing. My other head is doing the talking
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Also it's been a few hours since I sent that message. I'm guessing I was too forward? :\
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>>17927356
Listen to your other head because you're doing fine.
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>>17927361
You also took 1.5 hours to respond to her. She's either busy now or lost interest.
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>>17927363
Validation across the web. Yay! :D
>>17927368
Do people have that shit attention span?
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>>17927374
Probably? Maybe another guys she was messaging is eating her right now.
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>>17927379
>her
> having multiple options
Fuck that. I'm gonna need to step up
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>>17927374
On Tinder, yes.
Grils constantly get matches so you gotta keep them focused on you as long as you can.
Try getting their number as soon as you can. Pretty easy with a simple, "I hate messaging on here, can I text you?" or something of the sort
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Why the hell would you take her to dinner first? Just ask her to come over to chill.
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>>17927410
I like your approach. But my hypothesis is that how people are nowadays you either register as an actual "name" or a "number" on their phone. So I'm gonna experiment with actually meeting up with them so I actually save into their phone with a "name" instead of a "number."
"anon messaged you" will have someone tripping instead of "501 xxx xxxx" messaged you
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>>17927416
Um. Because I like to eat. And I thought that was the process? She's not some black/mexican hood trash girl lol
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>>17927356
>A lot of girls are writing "no fuck boys" in their profile.
Here's the thing about women: They put something like that in their profile because they don't want to be held accountable for their actions. So if you charm them and meet them and they give up the pussy relatively fast, they can pin it on you and say that you were just too charming to pass up. YOU broke their rule, not them. Get it?
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>>17927424
>Because I like to eat.
Sounds like a good reason to invite her over as fast as possible.
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>>17927424
The process of what? Forcing her to watch you chew, while sitting opposite you, so you can't touch her legs? Not my idea of a sexy time. Do the eating on your own, and then meet up for drinks if you HAVE to spend money on lays. She already said she was down for cuddles, so why change the name of the game?
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>>17927430
That makes sense actually yea.
>>17927432
I see what you did there. Ha!
>>17927439
Well shit anon. She's 20 and I'm 24. We might just eat and then go back to one of our places and watch a movie
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Last minute resistance. The fuck? Gtfo
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>>17927515
>asking for address in tinder messages
You're supposed to get the number first, dumbass. Then wait a few minutes and text her "hey it's me, what's up?"
>Not much OP, just laying in bed. pretty lonely.
>Hmmm I should probably come keep you company. What's your address? I'll head over after I shower.
>Sounds great OP ;) 888 Street St.
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>>17927525
>Also calling her babe
Wtffff are you doing anon. You were doing so good, then you got so creepy.
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>>17927525
>>17927529
Sounds like there is no recovering
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>>17927445
Well, you better know what you're doing then, I guess. Not sure if I follow why your age is suppose to convince me of why dinner is a good idea on a tinder-based first date. Even in America. It's tinder, and she said yes to meet you four lines down from your opener, which was referencing her body parts.
La latest tinder experience, just for comparison:
>me 33, her 24.
>I'm looking for gf material, first time since 2013
>She seems right
>First date is wine at my place. Only make out.
>Next date, beers at cafe, I sleep in her bed, third base.
>No contact for one week around x-mas, I fuck a previous tinder match, who I've fucked once before (day time, at hers)
>Resume text gaming with current girl
>She decides to come back to my city (Norway) instead of seeing her Italian friends in London during New Year's
>Party at my place, drunk and spliffed up fuck
>Spend three nights together as a nice beginning of the new year
>Into a lot of the same stuff in bed
>Compatible in most other fields so far
>She has already caught feels
>Will continue indefinitely 7,8/10
I have never in my life taken a girl out for dinner as a first date, but hey - nobody in my country does that. Dinner is a way of socialising with people we already like, not a way of getting to know strangers.
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>>17927534
Last girl I was seeing I was working at a bar and I got one of the guests number and took her out to dinner the next week
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Here's a conversation I had on pof that resulted in me getting laid.
Her: Hey!
Me: hey!
Me: how's it going?
I'm Richard :)
Her: hey I'm Shelby. Eghhhh I'm bored.
Me: that's no fun. We can could be on an awesome date .
Her: In my bed cuddling? Yes please
Me: I wouldn't be against that. I bet we would be pros at cuddling
Her: uhmmmmm yep
Me: so you want to test this theory?
Me: cause I do
Her: you want to come back over?
Me: yeah
Her: ok when?
Me: well right now seems convenient since we're both bored.
Her: can you call me? 9999009999
Me: yeah
Her: ok do it now!
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>>17927534
Dinner or whatever is a way for a girl to socialize in the relative safety of a public place with a complete stranger, in order to decide whether to socialize more, fuck, or abandon. In the year of our lord 2008+9 it's becoming obsolete as girls are becoming more willing to have a short, trite conversation via text and then meet up to fuck (which is why they're on hookup apps). Girls met in more traditional ways may still expect it.
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>>17927534
>Next date, beers at cafe, I sleep in her bed, third base
Norwegians sleep in bed with no sex? wat
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>>17927554
Come over*
I talked on the phone and she said come over in an hour. i arrived and we fucked . She wouldn't stop talking about how big my dick was and then took a picture of it. Talked about how we should do this again and hen I left. The end
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>>17927560
I was brought up with this kind of logic. Guess I've got a bit to learn from tinder
Also looks like game over for me
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>>17927569
>Triple message
Yeah you're fucked. That's okay OP, a lot of these girls have no intention of actually meeting up anyway
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>>17927564
It happens. She was on her period, and she's shy. I came in her last night, so I'm not stressing out over having to wait two weeks.
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>>17927572
Yea I've heard that a lot too. If she really wanted to hang out she woulda gotten back to me
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>>17927569
You're talking about roads and weather, mate. You started with her legs, and it got you to cuddles.
Where do you think roads will lead you?
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>>17927569
hahahah thanks for the laugh, fucking idiot xD
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>>17927591
Idk that was hours ago. I thought our attention was toward actually meeting up now
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>>17927569
>3 in a row
ya blew it
you took too long to respond initially, which gave her time to become interested in somebody else. you offered future dinner (whores love dressing up + free food) which brought her back, but then you got pushy about actually meeting up tonight which told her that you realized the blunder in your initial game. if she accepted your offer to come over tonight instead, she'd be accepting the fact that she's just a commodity for you to use, when she wanted you to be the commodity that she uses.
post pics
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>>17927596
Previous posters already told you. You lost her attention.
Also, forget addresses and numbers. Snapchat is where it's at. And remember, I'm saying this as a 33 yo man.
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>>17927591
>snow is bad huh
>yeah let's just stay in tonight and keep each other warm
Well fuck this just came to me
>>17927597
>took too long to respond
I was debating actually meeting her because I have a cold lol.
>fucking up
I admit you got me
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Next time I match a hot girl imma come for help here.
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HOLY SHIT FFAM SAVE ME
She replied
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>>17927626
don't ask for her address, ffs. you just gave off serial killer vibes.
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>>17927626
"I need to be feeling those tight legs around me for at least an hour after we're done, before I let you kick me out."
Protip: use adjectives. Warm, hot, hard, tight, slippery, moist, firm, long, slow, etc
"Keep each other warm" is nice, but it doesn't get her mind rushing. Ideally you should be able to give her a stiff ladyboner long before you arrive at her place, if you know how to describe the things you want her to imagine.
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>>17927626
"I'd rather stay in with you"
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>>17927626
"The question is, how long am I willing to stay inside you? ;)"
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>>17927626
"I don't usually plan these things. Whatever happens, happens"
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>>17927626
"Dad says my curfew is 11 so I'll have leave a little before 1030 to make it home in time."
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>>17927298
>Are you supposed to meet as fast as possible or what?
yes that is a really good thing because women only fuck alpha males very fast while withholding sex with beta males. women only need betas for a good divorce not for sex.
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>>17927680
Kek. Not op, but I have such a dry sense of humor that I would probably say that shit and scare her off.
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Gulp
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>>17927701
you're so gay dude lol
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>>17927706
I started this off so well. I can't mitigate the damage. Holy fuck
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>>17927701
why the fuck didn't you do
>>17927665 or >>17927661
keep responses short and effective, nothing over 7 words unless you have something really specific to say, god why are you so bad at this
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>>17927701
mistakes into miracles.
I'm hoping you can still pull this off bub.
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>>17927701
>if everything closes up early
what, like her legs after those lines?
You've beaten around the bush forever. The only chance you have is if you're decent looking and just ask for her number already holy fucking shit ask for her fucking number it's been said multiple fucking times jesus christ faggot
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>>17927713
Tbh those lines come across creepy and don't fit my persona well.
>>17927725
I will if she messages back
>>17927723
Thanks for your faith senpai. I think she might just be playing hard to get
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>>17927725
Here's one of my tinder pics. Maybe I have a shot?
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>>17927759
hey buddy, the leather club is two blocks down
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Keeping options open
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you meet instantly if you wanna fuck. that's how the online hook up dating scene or whatever you wanna call it goes.
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>>17927779
I mean... Kinda hard to generalize like that. But I'll go with that for now. I've seen relationships bud from tinder
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>>17927779
Add meeting at a bar to that and it's a dead giveaway.
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She's still messaging me
What's my next move?
"looks like we're staying in. How about we stay in together?"
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"do you wanna watch a movie together or wait until the roads get better?"
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What about asking for her number? Guys... I'm confused
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>>17927825
She sounds like she is consciously trying to sound stupid.
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>>17927771
Fuck you!
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>>17927825
god you fucking retard, get out of my state ree
so fucking cringe
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>>17927887
Well helpme man
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>>17927904
I'm sorry, she's no longer interested. No pussy tonight. "it's already pretty late" has been said
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>>17927925
I prob fucked up waay back around the dinner talk
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Tbh I see another angle. I know girls all the time who make tinders to fuck around with ppl on tinder. Maybe OP got that end of the stick tonight. It happens
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>>17927567
>she would not stop talking about how big my dick was
you almost had me pal.
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>>17927989
When I say fuck sound I mean trolling
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>>17927940
Some girls might wanna fuck right away. Some need a little more of the dance. You'll figure it out op. Not every girl is the same
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>>17927825
Stop asking questions for every little thing. By saying it's already late she clearly wants to skip dinner and go straight to the cuddling. If she didn't want to do anything she wouldn't keep replying.
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>>17928012
Well my tinder (I have a hacked copy) said she logged off an hour ago. Guess we will never know what her real intent was.
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On the plus side I at least managed to motivate myself to clean my room...
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>>17927515
>Aurora
>Thornton
this is encouraging that the Denver tinder scene is so popping, I've got to give it a second go
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>>17928317
My friend talked me into it. I showed my sister this thread and she's like, "Bruh u need to chill. This girl doesn't look like a hoe. You seem pushy, just chill"
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>>17928326
do seem just a tad pushy, a good rule of thumb is try to keep your volume of text to about 2/3 of hers, sounds silly but it keeps you from coming off too needy, forces you to economize your words
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>>17928343
Thanks for that mate.
I'm still learning how this app works..
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I used this shit for the first time yesterday. Met someone, we had dinner and nothing else. She asked me to repeat dinner today.
Am I doing it right?
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>>17927710
You're early game was so good I wanted to fuck you.
You at least have hope for future matches if you learn from tonight. More than I could hope for.
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>>17927759
is this actually you op? if so, you're like a 9, and this is exactly why you have even gotten so far with the girls. also, you on the steroids or just got really good genetics, you are big for an Asian guy
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Ok so what's a good opener for a tinder match, I'm nothing special to look at so I gotta grab their attention, I just wanna fuck hard. I'm in a small town though so it's harder to find matches
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>>17928554
you're doing it perfectly, free dinner dispenser :)
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>>17928626
I don't see myself as big but thanks. And no, not juicing. My dad is actually tall (5 10) and has broad shoulders.
But anyway, my sister says this situation is still salvageable if I slow down with this chick cuz I'm just an intimidating guy
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>>17927680
Gold
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