this is what i want in a guy: likes sex 4chan junk food and eating

>>17917540
This is just fishing for men on here to salivate over you.
>doesnt try to be generic by playing an instrument before going to bed
I wouldn't have thought that was generic, but okay.

No, it's a pretty standard list, except that the men of 4chan are so 'REEE women in the kitchen" that you wouldn't get one to clean.

>>17917540

I fit all that almost to a fucking T femanon. Unfortunately for you I'm not looking for a relationship right now. But we can fuck, hang out, cuddle, and spend time together. You'd just have to fight off my sugar momma

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>>17917540

What you're describing is a customizable robotic sex slave, not a human being.

I fit most of that. But why should I be interested in you? You have a big list of demands, so you better bring to the table lots that other girls can't.

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>>17917607

>But why should I be interested in you?

Because she's a girl and you're on 4chan. If you had your pick of the litter you would be anywhere but here.

Not a guy, but if you're going to have a checklist of things and traits your boyfriend HAS to have, a) you're severely limiting your dating pool and b) you'd have to be pretty amazing to get him

>>17917612

This is a meme post. Millions of different people visit this site. Playboys among them.

But yes, mostly betas

>>17917615
I dunno', she did specify going on 4chan. They're not exactly the most selective themselves, generally.

>>17917617

Even a broken clock is right twice a day my friend.

>>17917620

Very true anon. Wise words.

>>17917540
I'll be your boyfriend. I'm 90% of those things

>>17917619
>They're not exactly the most selective themselves, generally.
4chan guys have higher standards than normal guys. Plus I was talking about the fact that she has a laundry list of requirements, rather than the specific requirements themselves.

>>17917634
They -say- they do, but the reality is they're often so starved they go after any girl that shows them the slightest bit of attention.

I mean, just look at the threads on here.
They simultaneously hate women, have incredibly high standards for them AND are desperate enough to go after any thing that's coming their way. It's mind boggling, really. (obviously generalising, I know there are exceptions)

100% me

2 pieces of proof:
My weird hobby is fire spinning

And

The quality you have to possess for me and guys like me is

>>17917642
Eh, I think we'd have to follow a significant group through life to determine which of us is correct. We really can't tell otherwise. But like I said, I was referring to the list of requirements, not the fact that she wants a guy with X or Y.

>>17917612
That's where you are wrong, kiddo. All sorts of people post on 4chan. Just because there are lots of teenage weeaboos doesn't mean there aren't also plenty of normal, well-adjusted people.

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>>17917650

>We really can't tell otherwise.

Oh, we can tell. We can all tell.

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>>17917657

>All sorts of people post on 4chan.

Kek. No the don't.

>Just because there are lots of teenage weeaboos doesn't mean there aren't also plenty of normal, well-adjusted people.

Yeah it does. It means exactly that.

>>17917650
Yeah, I agree, it was just an offhand reply. She needs to lighten up.

>>17917668
Definitely. The fact that she's on 4chan doesn't make her any different from a girl on tumblr or other sites who have a huge list of things a guy HAS to have before she'd even consider dating him. She's still going to have a hard time dating.

>>17917540
I'm going to seem like a desperate, awkward idiot for this, but you literally just described me.

>>17917540
Easy. Put out by at least the third date, keep your weight under control.

>>17917540
[x] likes sex
[x] 4chan
[x] junk food and eating healthy
[x] nerdy convos
[x] likes mean jokes
[ ] dresses attractive
[x] brown hair or blonde hair
[ ] likes messaging a lot and cute kisses
[ ] has his own place or [x] his mom allows girlfriends
[ ] likes travelling
[ ] in his free time he has a weird hobby
[x] doesnt try to be generic by playing an instrument before going to bed
[x] likes cuddling on the couch and watching cartoon network
[ ] doesnt nag me about feeling insecure
[x] keeps the house clean or the way it was
[x] long term relationship

well shit, no wonder why i don't have a gf
here what I want from a girl
is biologically a woman
is cute
she likes me
is not a cheating whore

>>17917692
>[] free time he has a weird hobby
come on anon, searching for the right porn for hours is not a weird hobby?!

>>17917676
I mean, it's okay to have things you'd prefer in a partner, like being well read or whatever, but it's unreasonable to be inflexible around them.

>>17917696
h-how did you know?

>>17917540
i'm all of these things except i don't keep my house that clean

i don't think it's that unrealistic in this day and age but you are on 4chan, it's going to be a lot more common to find this kind of guy here

if you're out in the real world it may not be that easy idk

>>17917698
I agree. I'd prefer my partner to be educated, but if he's not but has a good career going otherwise, that's fine too. I'm aware enough to know that if I wouldn't date anyone who didn't have a degree, that'd be inflexible. There's a difference between preferences and dealbreakers, and OP's dealbreakers are things that are just plain stupid or that she probably can't afford to have

>>17917540

You issue is that you need to focus on the far more important characteristics of a partner.

You should be looking for things like 'is he trustworthy?', 'is he kind?', 'is he reliable?', 'is he confident?', 'is he of healthy mind and body?', 'does he have goals and passions?'. 'can he provide?', 'is he structured or improvisational?' . To name a few.

Things like similar interests are great for creating an interest or connection, but you need the more concrete aspects of a personality to build a meaningful and lasting relationship.

Lemme try this

[x] likes sex
[x] 4chan
[x] junk food and eating healthy
[x] nerdy convos
[x] likes mean jokes
[sometimes ] dresses attractive
[x] brown hair or blonde hair
[x] likes messaging a lot and cute kisses
[ ] has his own place or [x] his mom allows girlfriends
[x] likes travelling
[x] in his free time he has a weird hobby
[x] doesnt try to be generic by playing an instrument before going to bed
[x] likes cuddling on the couch and watching cartoon network
[x] doesnt nag me about feeling insecure
[x] keeps the house clean or the way it was
[x] long term relationship

But I gave up on relationships a long time ago

>>17917661
>Kek. No the don't.
Honestly sounds like you're projecting some issues here. I've met people from all walks of life on imageboards.

>>17917714
I bet OP is young, which is why she overlooked the actually important characteristics she should be looking for

>>17917540
>keeps the house clean
aaaaaand 99% of us have been disqualified. gg

>>17917723
Literally lol'd

Go on 4chan with these sad requirements and you're bound to find "the one", the only catch being he's 99% probably going to harvest your organs.
Best of luck to you

>>17917661
So everyone is an underaged fat weeaboo virgin like you.

Wrong.

>>17917720

I don't even think its necessarily an issue with age but rather one of mentality and understanding.

I'd argue most people don't actually put a lot of thought into what they truly want and need in a relationship and in their partner. Most people dont come to an understanding of what will benefit them the most in the long term, and by extension, never come to understand themselves.

If you don't spend time reflecting and gaining an honest understanding of yourself, how in the ever loving fuck, are you ever suppose to find and build a meaningful relationship.

>>17917540
Sounds a lot like me desu. The question is, how ugly are you?

>>17917540
I'm all these things except for the cartoon network bit, only really like chowder, adventure time or flapjack. haven't even seen it long enough to know what's on there now. but pretty sure i wouldn't be that big of a fan of jewfro boy

but damn did this thread get a lot of response.

nice bait op, but if not, your expectations aren't unreasonable. biggest piece of advise is talk openly with people and find out what they're about, if they check your boxes talk with them seriously.

>>17917791
>your expectations aren't unreasonable
No, they're not. But the fact that she wants ALL of them, without compromise, is.

>>17917795
to have all those qualities even without compromise aren't that crazy. But expecting some one to be close by where she lives and have all those qualities makes it quite a bit more difficult and then finding them.

Probably the most questionable part is how she expects to find this person.

>>17917540
Don't ever date a guy who frequents 4chan.
They are most likely:

>Addicted to porn
So they won't fuck you regularly

>Emotionally stunted
Won't know how to comfort you in your time of need

>Exposed misogynistic board culture
Won't ever respect you and will be angry with you on some level every day

>Internet addicted
Won't spend quality time with you past the honeymoon phase

>Insecure
Will be suspicious of you because they can't believe that you actually chose them. Will accuse you of cheating when you're not which makes you feel like a dirty whoree anyways.
I've dated a few men who frequent 4chan because I thought we had a lot in common. Having things in common isn't worth being denied sex in favor of porn on /d/ and /gif/, being constantly accused, never having emotional intimacy, and being looked at as the lesser sex and being judged for it.
All 3 men I've dated that use 4chan had these qualities to varying degrees. You don't want a man with any of these traits, trust me.

I'm all of those things except likes sex. Sorry OP.

This is actually me by 100% but I'm quite sure this is bait but still.

>>17917540
OP here.
My traits are majoring in finance and im skinny and tall. im bad at video games but i still play them. im decently attractive. kind of dress like a nerd sometimes. i go on 4chan all day. i dont play any instruments yet not really good at cooking. i like to eat a lot. really quiet and i laugh a lot. i listen to a lot of genres of music.

i think my past relationships failed bc i messaged them a little more than once every half hour and didnt do much in my free time.

>>17918502
any advice to better my traits

>>17917540
ok so what are you bringing to the table OP?

Got Skype, OP?

>>17917540
It's oddly specific but overall not too hard to find a guy like that. How why would he pick you?

>>17918502
>majoring in finance
That's alright. What do you want to do after you're done?
>skinny and tall
Big plus.
>decently attractive
Doesn't say too much. Would you say you're at least a 7 face-wise?
> i go on 4chan all day.
That a huge minus, get some real hobbies on the side.
>video games, i like to eat a lot. really quiet and i laugh a lot. i listen to a lot of genres of music
Considering that crap worth mentioning is a minus too. You've could've written "I am a normal person" which just isn't something worth mentioning.

Basically you're (probably) good looking and got a semi-decent major, which is the bare minimum.

>messaged them a little more than once every half hour
All the fucking time? Sounds pretty needy.

>didnt do much in my free time
Yeah, that's pretty horrible. Get some fucking hobbies.

>>17917692
Pff, are you even trying?

[x] likes sex
[x] 4chan
[x] junk food and eating healthy
[x] nerdy convos
[x] likes mean jokes
[x] dresses attractive
[x] brown hair or blonde hair
[x ] likes messaging a lot and cute kisses
[x] has his own place or [x] his mom allows girlfriends
[x] likes travelling
[x] in his free time he has a weird hobby
[x] doesnt try to be generic by playing an instrument before going to bed
[ ] likes cuddling on the couch and watching cartoon network
[x ] doesnt nag me about feeling insecure
[x] keeps the house clean or the way it was
[x] long term relationship

>>17918502
You sound just as boring as the guy you're looking for.

>>17917612
Yeah, keep memeing that, brother.

Chicks love the stupid screenshots I send them of y'all. Basically blowjob tickets via text message but yeah, were all losers. Keep the image. Don't want any chads learning our tricks, right?

>>17917540
This is what i want from a girl.
Large breasts.

>what kinds of qualities must i possess to get a guy like this

The problem is that a lot of guys here are not exactly the most attractive themselves, but want a woman who is smart, nerdy, attractive, etc.
You might not be attractive OP, so they'll dismiss women like you, and then wonder why they can't find anyone.

The hard part for me is finding places to meet women like me. Tinder and the like don't usually have those type of women on them.
I have no problem finding chicks to hook up with, but a LTR is significantly harder to find.

>>17917540
If you lived in 'straya I would date the heck outta you, all I do is cute shit. My jokes are not only said at inappropriate times but hilariously offensive. kek
But no standards are usually tailored to the individual so dont feel like its unrealistic there are many guys that fit what you want and you probably fit some of their standards too. Hell I'd even let you win most of the time just to see you happy because honestly I cant even get a text back these days.

>>17917540
>this is what i want in a guy:
>likes sex

I don't believe you.
If women liked sex, they wouldn't complain about men wanting it all the time.

>4chan
...

>junk food and eating healthy
So, it's all good as long as he eats something?

>nerdy convos
Sure, you really want to talk about the strategic implications of using a time machine to give Hitler some Dinosaurs...

>dresses attractive
>brown hair or blonde hair
>likes messaging a lot and cute kisses
You want a clingy ass nu-male "friend".


I'm not even going to comment on anything else, but yeah, you're being unrealistic.

You're essentially saying you want a confident, strong and dominant beta nu-male.
The only way you'll get the is if you give a nerdy bitch ass punk steroids, and then the reaction to it could be unpredictable.

>>17918502

Maybe it's just the types of guys you've been dating. Some men are freaked out by clingy behavoirs because it reminds them they're still young to commit, grass might be greener etc.
If you want a man to really want you,
You have to be your own busy person first and then you will attract the clingy type. People tend to value what's not readily available.

>>17918502
What race are you?

>>17917540
you've made a list that describes almost every man on earth, more or less. To get a man like this you have to exist.

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>>17917540
>doesnt try to be generic by playing an instrument before going to bed

That's me but I'm a negro. Oh and fuck you sometimes I play an instrument before I go to bed to unwind.