I got fired for saying "shat the bed" in front of customers,

>>17917296
McDonalds night shift.
Not even lying mate, it's chill as fuck and nightshift people are the best/weirdest people you'll meet.

>>17917372
But then how will he ever fulfill his lifelong dream of handling luggage?

>>17917388
If he works beside me he can handle my luggage.

>>17917296
I kekked, OP but you should try that. My friend was a luggage handler and he said it is one of the best job he had.

>>17917372
Thanks, but no more fast food jobs. Ever.

>>17917444
At least someone understands my fear of smelly dish water

>>17917453
Every time I heard the phrase "mini-dogs" at work, I died a little inside.

I went to fucking college.

>>17917557
It doesn't count if you were just rummaging through the cafeteria dumpster.

>>17917296
Become a flight attendant.

>>17917296
I hear you. My sister lost an eye working at McMonald's last year and now she think she can't model.

>>17919089
>my sister lost an eye

Post pics of your sis dressed like Molotov Cocktease.