/adv/, my ass bleeds every damn day. It started when I was in

Have you tried baby wipes?
Wet wipes?
A bidet?
Eating food that doesn't give you marker shits?

Get better tp, wet wipes, and eat healthier so you don't shit all the time.

>>17913893
Go to a doctor.

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>>17913893
How old are you? Did you have an unfortunate experience with national socialists?

>>17913893
Its your diet. You shouldnt have to wipe that much.

You have either hemmoroids or anal fissure, both of which can bleed either when you shit a huge log or wipe too hard/too much.

Buy and use some stool softener, it's cheap. Try using wet wipes.

>>17914127
It sounds more like he takes the kind of greasy shits that take half a roll to wipe. A stool softener would make that worse. I would try just eating a large portion of white rice every day and drinking a lot of water and shaving back there if hes hairy to make wiping less abrasive.

Eat more fiber so your shits leave less residue. Also time your poops to before you shower so you can use soap and water instead.

You could also consider getting a bidet attachment for your toilet. They clean well and aren't abrasive at all. If your ass isn't completely clean after, it takes far less toilet paper to clean it up.

I would also recommend eating some probiotic yogurt (active culture acidophilus) to try to make sure your digestive flora are in correct balance. This is especially true if you have taken any sort of antibiotic recently.

Anal fissure or hemorrhoid.
1. More fibre, better diet in general with less fat and less processed food. This will make the shit come out easier and wipe easier.
2. Shit differently. Don't force it out, just go when you really need to and let it happen. Don't stay on the toilet for too long, keep it quick and to the point.
3. Take showers or bidet. Gently clean your butthole this way with ph neutral cleansing bars or whatever (sometimes deliberately not called soap).