Does anybody have any suggestions for a better clean up after

>>17898190
Cum upon your stomach and take a shower

>>17898190
Do it in the shower.

>>17898190
Toilet paper is stronger than tissue so use that. I hope you aren't just unloading into an unfolded tissue, that's sloppy anon. Folding increases the strength of the paper, afterwards fold it again and wrap it in another tissue to be safe and stuff it next to some other tissue in the trash.

>>17898195
I have thick cum. Any chance of drainage issues?

>>17898204
Yes
T. Plumber

>>17898221
I could pour hot sauce down the drain, right?

>>17898190
Use condoms.

>>17898230
>expensive

>>17898190
Lick it up.

>>17898190
Cum in mouth and film it

Eat it.

>>17898190
i do it straight in the toilet.

>>17898190
Empty 2liter bottles

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>>17898200
This. Fold the toilet paper a couple of times creating about half a meter long fold. Put the other side under your ass so the paper is easily accessible. When your about to come, lift the paper from it's hanging end so that you unload on it. If you don't want ballsweat all over your chair, you can put a pair of sweatpants or long underwear on the chair.

Look, i even made a picture in case i didn't explain the technique accordingly.

>>17898888
Thank you, anon. You're actually a help to me.
Do you do this yourself?

>>17898190
Wet wipes, don't flush them, just throw them away.