Guys help me out here. I'm planning on taking a shower with

>>17897322
>planning on taking a shower with a girl
>thinks about actual showering

best kek moment of 2016

Clean it before you shower with her. Boom. Problem solved.

>>17897322
If you're showering with a girl you're not in there to clean up.

>>17897329
You mean, like whipping or having another little shower before?
Because, I always whipe before showering, if that's what you mean

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>>17897328
this. top kek

Confidence is key. Put the bar of soap completely between your cheeks and don't act ashamed or embarrassed.

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>>17897332
Unless you're married anon. It's not all fun and games on the other side.

>>17897322
Alright I'll bite.

Shower sometime before you go to her place (or she comes to you) to shower.

That way you don't focus on cleaning yourself and instead enjoy her.

>>17897354
Use sanitizing whipes. If you think washing your butt is not sexy, let it be known that a smelly butt is even less so.

>>17897322
clean b4 shower.. then get in with her

>>17897322
Nah, embrace washing your ass. Take that bar of soap and rub it in between your crack until you're squeaky clean then start rubbing the inrinsed bar all over her.

>>17897322
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6542559/showering-with-girls

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>>17897322
>>17897328

>>17897322
Do it before, you idiot.

Unless I'm reading it wrong? You guys are gonna have sex right? You're not just saving water and showering at the same time, right?

Since you're not even her bf, you're not intimate enough for it. Just don't do it.

Alternatively, just wash your ass going from the other way around. If she asks, say that you're washing behind your balls

>be me
>8 years with my gf
>still ask her to look away or wash it stealthly

>>17897701
This

Either you fornicate in the shower or you wash yourself, not both. Unless she's your wife and you're conserving water, you take care of your actual showering on your own time

>>17897516
dude... not the time. This was a kekfest and you turned it into a feelshour

>>17897691
>are you peeing?
>ey dis me fetfish

I was showering with my dude a few days ago. My boyfriend kissed me really hard. The lights were dim, he had me under the running water. He had been biting and kissing my neck. I leaned back against the wall, he was still kissing me. I opened my eyes just because sometimes when we kiss, I like to see him. He was washing his ass. I didn't care. I condone a clean ass. I would have washed it for him, damn. I love that man and his little booty. Grow up.

>>17897828
Lmao
I hope the girl thinks like that as well. Although we don't have that much intimacy, well...

OP here

I'll guess I'll take an actual shower before she comes to my place, then I'll have the fun shower once she's around.
Thanks for the tips, guys

>>17897828
I have such a hard time understanding that girls worship and enjoy the male body as much as we do theirs (like this), maybe it's because I'm a virgin.

>>17897322
You didn't actually think "taking a shower together" means "cleaning yourselves at the same time in the same shower", right?

Also use the toilet before the shower, no peeing on her leg, stomping a turd down the drain or shitting in your hand and throwing it in the bowl.

>>17897322
Tell her to clean your asshole... with her tongue...

Call her whore while your at it, women love that shit... dumbass...

>>17897930
oh damn...

I get wet as fuck when people piss on my leg.

>>17897959
No shit Sherlock.

>>17897963
lulz

I am high on mushrooms

>>17897814
I only like to scare the fish and watch them swim.