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So I just got back with my crazy ex and everything seemed fined. Two weeks later, she asked if she could have the numbers of my family members, I was hesitant at first but relented. A day late they were asking me if I got engaged to her. Confused, I confronted her and she confessed everything (that she texted all of them that we were getting married soon and would have babies), now I didn't get mad but I was a little freaked out because she didn't consent with me first. Now shes texting and calling like fatal attraction...then telling me its over...then telling me she loves me.
Wut the fuck do???
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>>17897156
RIP anon
You just literally an hero'd yourself.
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>>17897168
This
RIP anon, you brought this upon yourself.
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>>17897180
ooo000OOooo shit
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hahaha, holy shit
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Buy a fake passport
Bleach your hair
Grow a beard
Fly to Belize
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>>17897228
No where is safe...
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Just do what she wants bro. There are worse problems to have than a yandere waifu. Hopefully she's cute.
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>>17897426
You wouldn't have that opinion if you've ever been with crazy
>Do what she wants like you said
>Get married
>Have kids
>She still goes crazy about things like texting family saying we're divorcing and other equally crazy texts
>Finally does leave
>OP gets slammed with custody battles, lawyer fees, still lose and have to post child support because the woman always wins
>Pulls a 180 and tries to get back together with you
>"lol oh yeah it was worth it because she's my yandere waifu"
>Rinse and repeat
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>>17897426
She is beautiful...just needy and I am naturally stoic. I'm doing my best to submit.
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>>17897491
Try telling her that. Let her know she doesn't need to resort to crazy manipulative tactics because you'll just do what she says.
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>>17897156
>End it
>Get everyone to block her
>Get restraining order on her crazy ass
>Realize you're a dumb shit for getting back with your crazy ex
>Don't ever have children
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You know what you have to do...
fake your own death.
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Trade me
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>>17897156
>got back with my crazy ex
I don't need to read the rest to know you're fucked.
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>>17897561
this will not work
you must lobotomize or kill her, op. it is the only way.
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>>17897491
>submit
>have babies
>use babies as leverage to regain dominance
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>>17897156
Run, Forrest, run!
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