when my gf came from work yesterday i sniffed her pussy and butthole while she laid naked, tired on the bed. she said shes gonna have dinner with her girlfriends tmmrw.
is she gonna tell her friends all our intimate details?
Only if she's that type of woman but if she is then she's been doing that your whole relationship so why care now
>MFW gf won't let me sniff her
Then again shes doing me a favor so I don't turn into a crazt pervert.
What did it smell like?
>>17894731
The reality is that your girlfriend either probably talks openly about your sex life, or not at all. 50/50. The second reality is that regardless of what she's telling her friends, you just told a fuckton more people on the Internet.
The final reality is that I think you fuckers who smell dirty shit (assholes, vaginas, feet) are gross as fuck and I'd roast you forever if you were my friend.
>>17895427
>he doesn't take a shower
>>17895390
Smells like fish
>>17894731
I think this has to be the most retarded thread on adv
>>17895390
Bags of sand
>>17895432
bitter virgin spotted
>>17894731
Why shouldn't she? You just told us.
>>17895439
not the same anon but it's pretty hard to tell which is more pathetic, your delusion or OP's delusion.
>>17895568
bitter virgin spotted
>>17895578
you're still here? kek
My virginity is pretty expensive! you're just angry because you couldn't have it.
>>17895586
delusional virgin spotted
>>17895604
now you're just copying my words :))
>>17895613
bitter chocolate nutella
>>17895507
>implying this is the same
We'll never actually know who OP/his girlfriend are. Her friends do know.
>>17895768
why dont you become the next president