Is there any way to ring a false positive on a diabetes screening?

>>17882911

Bump

>>17882911
don't fast...eat a shit ton of sugar before going in and lie about it? idk

>>17883232
I second the eating beforehand. Maybe not so much tho cause that drink they give you raises your blood sugar I think. Maybe have a meal of pancakes, two with minimal butter and just enough syrup to make them slightly sweet. Do this maybe 30 minutes prior to your appointment.

>>17883232
>>17883339

Neat... anything else?

>>17882911
Whatchu need dis PUGNAC fo, mista Scofield?

>>17884508

It's not for drugs or a Rx, other reasons.

>>17884518
scofield used pugnac to fake die of beaties u post 9-11 born dip

>>17884546

I was born in 89.

A prison break reference? From season 1? How am I supposed to remember that?

>>17882911
Are you trying to get gubmint benefits or something?

>>17884788
you could have remembered he was trying to fake diabetes and googled it, which is what i did...

>>17884793

Nope. I don't plan on revealing why, it's not for drugs or gibs.

>>17884851
Why not, that's the most interesting part of this thread?
Do you have munshausen's?

>>17884856

I know, but there are implications, long story short it has to do with fucking up at work... nothing awful. Odds are I went into diabetic shock, but I want proof.

Are you planning to commit suicide?