>24 >talk to girl since halloween >thought she was 17

Date her till shes 18:'(

You can go to jail for talking to someone now? wtf

>>17873470
nah but i dont want to be friends w this girl

the thing that sucks is that i havent had a girlfriend in years and i actually like this girl. All the girls i meet now are super jaded and bitchy. This girl is actually mature for her age but innocent

>>17873474
>This girl is actually mature for her age
Lol no she isn't OP. She's fucking 16. You're deluded if you seriously think she's """mature""". It's okay though, you haven't had a girl in awhile, but don't bullshit yourself.

lol don't bother unless you want friendly chats. make sure to never get pic messages from her either.

>>17873495
nah she handles her shit better than most 20 year olds i know

Even if you keep your boundaries, she might not. She'll get bold, and the trouble is all yours. Cut it out, block her, ghost it. Don't fall for that trap.

I feel like if I tell her its been nice talking to her but shes too young for me she'll just want it more

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>>17873521
It doesn't matter how well she handles her fecal material. Listen carefully. Write it down if you must:
SHE
IS
A
CHILD.

Stop playing with fucking fire, pull up your pants and go home. Do it NOW, before you get labeled a pedophile and a child rapist.

Good luck ever getting a job with THOSE on your record. Shit, I know minimum wage jobs that will cut you loose with that on your rap sheet.

Trust me, her cherry pie ain't that sweet that you have to poison yourself with it.

>>17874586
whys everyone assume im trying to fuck?

>>17873495
>Lol no she isn't OP. She's fucking 16
Girls don't mature any more after they're 16, they literally don't change.

OP if you're going to do it

>No pictures, EVER
>Delete your facebook and twitter so she can't tag you in it
>Tell her no dirty text messages or letters
>If her parents ask you're 20, 4 year age gap isn't too bad and her parents won't complain so long as you have a job and aren't a druggie.

They can't put you in jail for something they have no evidence of.

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>>17874598
>only talk to her on snapchat, conversations delete as we talk
>I don't have her added on fb for good reason
>I quit drugs but i'm on probation for a non-drug related offense, theres a court access website thats pretty popular for people to look up peoples criminal records in this state, kinda worried about that
>also can't lie about my age b/c her cousin is my age, he has always came off as someone who just wants to beat my ass for no reason, if he doesn't already know a bunch of shit about me he could easily ask around and find out

One time she took a picture of our conversation and put it on her "Finstagram" (fake instagram her parents dont know about that highschoolers upload pics of them smoking pot on) because she thought it was funny. I got irate and made her delete it immediately and told her to never do this again. The conversation wasn't bad whatsoever, but just uploading pics of our convos made me extremely paranoid.

Its to the point where she calls me dad and I call her babygirl, she also asks me to get her acid sometimes. Next time she asks i'm going to tell her no acid until shes 18, she claims shes had it before but I'm willing to bet whatever she got wasn't acid, and that the shit that I'd give her would make her flip out.

>>17874612
>also can't lie about my age b/c her cousin is my age, he has always came off as someone who just wants to beat my ass for no reason, if he doesn't already know a bunch of shit about me he could easily ask around and find out

Then you have an additional vector of risk to worry about and its your decision on how to handle that.

>One time she took a picture of our conversation and put it on her "Finstagram" (fake instagram her parents dont know about that highschoolers upload pics of them smoking pot on) because she thought it was funny. I got irate and made her delete it immediately and told her to never do this again. The conversation wasn't bad whatsoever, but just uploading pics of our convos made me extremely paranoid.
As you should be, "don't post about me at all" should be good enough, if she wants to show you off to her friends she can do it in person.

>Its to the point where she calls me dad and I call her babygirl
Ooosh thats a red flag
>she also asks me to get her acid sometimes. Next time she asks i'm going to tell her no acid until shes 18
Why the fuck are you voluntarily doing MKUltra shit that you know could give you dementia as you get older? You do know dementia is worse than death right? Don't fuck with mind-altering drugs like that until you're at least 70.

Dude you're playing with fucking explosives, please get away now! Don't ruin your fucking life.
Just block her from everything and never talk to her again.

Fucking shit.

>>17873464
Just do it, she won't tell.

For gods sake OP, she's 16. Just move on.

>hurr durr shes 16 she a chillen
Motherfuckers do you realize 16 is the age of consent in 33 states?!

>>17874621
>Don't fuck with mind-altering drugs like that until you're at least 70.

Uhhh if you want to die you do it when you're older. But smart people don't do drugs till after the age 25 because the brain is finished developing.

>>17874642
And most of europe, canada, asia, and mexico/south america its 16 or lower

>>17874645
>But smart people don't do drugs till after the age 25 because the brain is finished developing
Ah yes what a great time to completely ruin your fully developed brain, right before you get a chance to fully experience it.

The point of doing Drugs when you're older is that the drugs can't fuck your brain up much more than time already has.

>>17874653
Psychedelics aren't only fun, theyre mind blowing

Have some fun and don't be such a tight ass, I did loads of psys in my early 20s and am just starting school now at 24 still young, this shit doesn't ruin your life. Shit, I still wouldn't even know what to i'd wanna go to school for if I wasn't tripping on acid a few years back

>>17874655
>Psychedelics aren't only fun, theyre mind blowing
>Have some fun and don't be such a tight ass, I did loads of psys in my early 20s and am just starting school now at 24 still young, this shit doesn't ruin your life
It doesn't fuck with you in the short term it does in the long term, MKUltra experimenters only went permazoinked 15 years after their initial exposure. I'm just saying theres no reason for you to risk being a prisoner in your own body once you get to your 60s when you could use that time to literally have 30 years of your life where you couldn't possibly do more damage to your mind than time already has.

Its a tradition in Taiwan, when the retirees get bored with life they put their kids in charge of their finances and do the whole nine yards of drugs.

bump for the original topic, any more advice, anyone ever deal w this?

>>17873464
dude.. She's 16.. has there ever existed a person with that age, that didn't want to make you blow your brains out after 2 mins of conversation? I work with teenagers, and they are all fucking retarded. Sure some are more mature than others, but don't lie to yourself. All 16 year olds are basically high 24/7 because of them hormones and teen angst and unimportant crap going on in their life, that gets blow completely out of proportion..

>>17874594
You must have tons of experience with women...

>>17874712
>You must have tons of experience with women...
I do, I've worked in an office environment for years. The woman women are when they turn 16 is the same one they are when they're 30 the only thing that changes is priorities.

>>17874747
Nah, theyre way more jaded after they hit their 20s

>>17874747
Well that logic can be applied to men too.. or any other mammal

The statement is not wrong.. But stating that your dick gets hard when you watch porn, would be equally smart..

>>17874768
>Well that logic can be applied to men too..
Not so, we stop maturing at ~26. Thats where the whole
>le grills mature faster XDD
comes from, it just means they stop maturing quicker than men

>>17874594
This is actually a sad truth bomb, but only half correct. They don't become any more emotionally mature, only gain more life experience.

>>17874588
So if she threw herself on you you wouldn't get a raging boner and eventually succumb to her advances to plow that teen pussy?

Get real.

>>17874684
Me friend

>meet girl online at 18 says she's 17
>9/10 gorgeous
>Meet her at a party and make out, she blows me
>Sleep there for the night and head home in the morning
>Mom calls me day later, her mom
>She found out that we met up
>oh shit
>She's not mad but she told me that her daughter lied about her age
>actually she's 15
>ohshit.exe
>tells me that she can't see me anymore
>meet up a week later secretly and take her virginity

We dated in secret for a year and then she introduced me to her parents when I was 19 and she was 16 and they were cool with it

I wouldn't recommend you do it though. I'm not the example for good choices. Best to find a different girl

>>17873464
You can still hold hands and cuddle.

>>17873464
too bad ur going to jail