Any tips for those who steal liquor from their parents? How

Water it down. You can't get much though or your parents will be able to tell, but you're a little child so a couple ounces will probably have you puking all over the house anyway.

>>17870154
This

Just make friends that are older or with a fake is a better option tho

3rd option is to go to big high school parties and steal a bottle as soon as you get there and dip

>>17870154
How hard is it to tell if you've watered down whiskey?

>>17870168
You're better off doing vodka. It has less of a taste to begin with. Decent to good whiskey has a pronounced flavor and watering it down will be more noticeable. You could probably get away with like a few ounces for every like 15. It really wouldn't be worth it.

See >>17870159
I used to do that, or just hang out and drink. Most time we'd just steal it from Wal-Mart, beer that is, like 3-4 30 packs a time. Just grab and run...

Easy.

>go to kitchen
>go to liquor cabinet
>get shot glass
>pour shot of different booze each time
>take shot
>do it all quickly of course
>quickly bolt out of kitchen
>rinse and repeat
>stay in room if feeling too drunk

>>17870190
>>I used to do that, or just hang out and drink. Most time we'd just steal it from Wal-Mart, beer that is, like 3-4 30 packs a time. Just grab and run...

Awful advice. I'm not saying I've never stolen anything but what an easy way to get caught.

You know someone who is friends with an older person. That's your best bet.

>>17870193
Never said it was a good idea but he's a teenager who is bound to do dumb shit anyway. We never got caught though and we did it like 20 times at the same store. This was also like 20 years ago so things were a little different. I'm all for OP doing dumb things.

>>17870159
>>17870193
>>17870203

I would consider that option if I knew of any parties to steal from, kek

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>>17870142
Just hang outside liquor stores and ask someone to buy for you. Protip: ask black guys.