>one evening >about to have sex with my wife >she bends

>>17870115
Top kek.

Just laugh it off, it can be a funny story for you two in the years to come. Don't be such a faggot.

>>17870115
Faggot. You didn't like it? If I had a hot girl fart on my face like that, I would never leave the house. I'd be her personal gas chamber.

Kek

You have a good one if she's willing to do stuff off efukt for you without judgement

Don't take her for granted

Holy shit. Thanks for the laugh op. You should explain to her what efukt is

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear your wife farting through a walkie-talkie.

>>17870156
What the fuck is efukt

>>17870221
It's like a ylyl but for porn. It has some funny stuff on it from time to time.

Do the dutch oven to her
>eat onions, beans and other rotten fart smell inducing foods
>cuddle with her under the heaviest blanket you have
>surprise her by covering her head with the blanket
>let go all your rotten gassified food
>hold her in until she stops resisting and smells it all
>let her go
>wear your best "hitler did nothing wrong" face

>>17870197
KEK

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Omfg it's 1 in the morning and I just audibly laughed

Op for once is not a faggot. Best thread on adv

>efukt
lmao

>>17870115
sticky this shit hahahahhahaha

dude your wife is a keeper, thoroughly planning a surprise is diamonds

I'll kek till I sleep thx

I laughed OP

whats the link to video?

>saw my browsing history
why the fuck do people let their SOs see that shit
thats fucking weird

she must be a keeper if shes willing to go that extent to please you. Funny as fuck though

>>17870115
>taste a particle or two
>taste a particle or
>taste a particle
>taste a
>taste

disgusting.

Listen guys this isn't even funny
My dick is still broken and I don't know how to fix it

>>17871623
It must be in shock

You should be happy that you have a wife who willingly snoops your computer in order to find more ways to please you maybe she got it wrong this time but that's an awesome wife don't let one mistake ruin that

>>17871623
Dude you have a wife willing to fucking fart on your face to please you. Just imagine what lengths she went, how long she held that fart, just to let it go ate the exact moment when she tought it would please you.

Just say to her what she needs to do to unbreak your dick and she will

>>17871623

Nigger she tried to do you a solid and was fully willing to fullfill what she thought was a fantasy of yours without judgement and of her own initiative.

Maybe tell her about and explore some actual fantasies with her instead.

So essentially what this anon said: >>17871701

This is what a truly bonded couple looks like.

>>17872300
That memeguy in deep depression?

>>17870115
Why do I keep browsing 4chan on my lunch break, fuck me

>>17870115
I lol'd, and so should you and your wife.

> thinks you fap to efukt
> indulges you in a perceived fart fetish
> you giving her a rimjob and get farted on

Hilarious

>>17872325
>>17871667

We'll help you, but only if you describe in detail what farticles taste like.

That's what you get for being an analfag

>I wanna lick and fuck assholes!
>but they better not be gross or do the things they're supposed to do

What a retard