I'm being reported for sexual harassment because I asked

"I said clock, not cock"

>>17864162
>ride the clock
wtf does that even mean

>>17864162
dam your fucked cause they wont believe you regardless if you say you said clock. cause i mean ive never heard of that saying. If anything admit to saying "clock" and defend yourself by saying you thought you had a friendly relationship with the other person. (if she is a chick just bullshit that your a feminist and felt you had to talk to her like u would a man) which is still sexual harassment but u can make her feel like shit.

>>17864180
>>17864187
Staying at work and not punching out

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you hit her in the face as hard as you can with your bare knuckles. that is the solution. you will want to sucker punch your coworker where there are no security cameras. you will feel good about yourself and the universe will be in harmony that you served justice. she can cry about you saying ride the cock at work all day, that doesn't matter if she got her face smashed in and never knew who hit her. it is like her stealing a dollar from you but you stole her car afterwards. be a man and take the easy win, don't get caught like a typical low iq thug though.

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>creatively re-interpret conversational words into different words
>report as thoughtcrime based on this

Only one more month until the president who gave wings to this demon finally exits office.

>>17864162
By telling them what happened. The words are obviously easy to be confused.. Not much else to do beyond that. If there is no reason to believe you meant to say something sexual or have acted inappropriately in the past then there isnt much they can do.

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>>17864215
>>17864162

Also this, but it is more or less a mild misunderstanding..

Also you should sue her afterwards.

>>17864162
tell her to choke on a big black clock.