I can't believe it, but in two months I'll be 24 and

>>17856341
They say humans are social creatures, that they can't stand to be alone, but you can live pretty well by yourself. I tell ya, instead of feeling alone in a group, it's better to have real solitude by yourself. - Faye valentine

>>17856539
Dude, I'm seriously going to kill myself if I turn 24 while being a virgin. I'm done with this.

>>17856341
>>17856640
There is nothing more unattractive than this type of self-pity. No wonder women won't fuck you. It's this revolting blend of entitlement and insecurity that would cause any pussy to dry up and shrivel inwards

>>17856658
I've been a virgin for 24 fucking years, that's not my only problem I assure you.

>>17856676
Virginity is not an affliction, it's not like cancer, it hasn't been imposed upon you. You have not managed to get anyone to go to bed with you yet. Maybe it's time to change up your attitude and try some new tactics

And for fuck's sake, stop feeling sorry for yourself. It's pathetic.

>>17856687
I'm a virgin when people already have families and shit. My life is fucked no matter fucking what.

What attitude should I have? Fuck fatties and uglies that are way below me? I'd rather be dead desu.

>>17856694
Your personality is awful. Most of those "fatties and uglies" probably wouldn't touch you if you asked.

Your attitude should be "Alright this is bad, clearly I need to do something to fix this" rather than "AUGHHH POOR ME, THIS IS AWFUL, NOBODY HAS IT WORSE THAN ME, I JUST WANT TO DIE, BUT NOT REALLY THOUGH I JUST WANT TO COMPLAIIIIIIIN"

>>17856707
Look, life isn't worth shit if you can't find love. Why the fuck should i listen to trolls like you? Fatties and uglies ARE below me, at least I put in some fucking effort ffs.

>>17856716
And you can't find love with this attitude. Anyone who talks like this and REALLY believes it is kinda unlovable. You're just digging yourself deeper and deeper into this hole. I'm suggesting that you try to find a way to climb out of the hole. How is that trolling?

I don't give a fuck if you listen or not, just stop shitting up /adv/ with these self-pity threads. This belongs on /r9k/ and nowhere else

>>17856723
Then how the fuck do I get out, huh?

>get fit
>get fa
>dont try so much
>try harder
>be open
>ask girls out

guess fucking what i did all of that, no dice. i'm even 6'4'' but women fucking hate me anyway. My attitude has only gotten so bad recently because the universe likes to fuck with me so much yet no girls do.

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>>17856723
Top tier advice there famalam.

In all seriousness, OP shouldn't listen to cunts like you.
You know nothing.

>>17856733
How about therapy? The problem is with your whole attitude. You talk about your "virginity" in abstract terms. You're not talking about a specific girl that you like that you're trying to get with, you're just entitled to "sex," in general, dropped in your lap by the universe, as long as it's not from a "fatty or ugly."

Good relationships, or even just good sex, happen when you form a personal connection with another person. Which happens when you're paying attention to the people around you, trying to learn about them and get to know them. Which is impossible when you act as if the world revolves around you and the things that you want. It fucking doesn't.

>>17856757
There's so many girls i couldnt get with. I've only become jaded now that I've realized none would ever get with me. Therapy is a fucking meme bro, I'm training to be a therapist myself, there's no real help for people like me, I'm honestly fucked.

/thread

fuck all of you

>>17856341
>can't find right girl
>women dumb as bricks

Yep nothing is your fault, there is nothing you can change about yourself to improve, and suicide is your best option.

Google helium bags

>>17856798
helium bags don't work anymore since they dont sell 100% helium anymore

Why do you care so much about sex?

>>17856932
You wouldn't know if you can get it. It's easy to say it doesn't matter then. Not getting sex is the most common cause for depression.

>>17856676
>>17856640
>>17856694
dude I think you're worrying too much. 24 isn't that bad, you're exaggerating the problem. And I agree that your attitude is toxic.
I know since I'm fighting a similar thing.

>>17856658
>>17856687
>>17856707
>>17856723
>>17856798

G.O.A.T maaah niggu. Way to give it to him straight. Sad thing this poor sperg refuses to listen even a bit.

>>17856341
Typical American girls ....

No wonder you're a virgin....


Why did you go for 24 years of your life a virgin before even thinking "maybe I'm doing something wrong..."

and STILL, you're not open to changing your approach.

Become a more positive person. Based on your personality being projected in your posts, I have a hard time believing you're a being even capable of intercourse.

Stop jacking off more than once a week, stop watching porn, do push ups, learn to be a "giver" (Instead of going on dates thinking "what can I get from this person?" think "I'm awesome, how can I help share my happiness with this person?", and go on more dates.

>>17856935
Why though? Is that evolutionary drive so strong, as to cause humans to commit suicide? I don't believe it is, I believe the major contributer to this behaviour is a of a social nature. Cultural influence from birth and imprinted and accepted behavior become "normality" to us and anything that goes against the grain of what we believe is "normal" is, for some, shameful at least or immoral at most.

Listen friendo, at this point in life look at you, you should really focus on yourself more. Now think about this, you know deep down how you feel about yourself and what you feel, now out your selves in the shoes of some random girl, would she want to get to know you and deal with all that shit, no. So find something you fucking like and plunge into that shit nigga, if your unhappy with your body, change what you can nigga. The point is, once you LOVE YOURSELF you can begin to love someone else.

-24 virgin

>>17857654
Not OP but also a virgin in my 20's and honestly I had more interesting or personally important things to do than trying to get laid, an since I never started, I just never found a reason to start.

Though I'm also not complaining about not having sex, and I've had emotionally intimate relationships before without it.

Still, the idea that the desire for human intimacy is an entitlement is one that can only be created by people who have never lacked in that department. It's easy for someone near a river to tell someone in a desert that they're just whining and need to try harder to get water. It doesn't work that way; there's no formula to follow for getting intimacy and some despicable people pair up while some average people go it alone for a long time.

>>17856694


Lol fatties and uglies aren't below you, you're fucking 24 and have found NO ONE to love. You should kill yourself though, you're not wanted or needed.

Your life isn't going to magically change the moment you put your dick in a vagina, my dude.

>>17857967
Just get out of the desert.

Change your situation in ways that you can control. Lift weights, read a book, find a passion, or just do something different to do with your life.

>>17856767
sad

Just fuck fatties and uglies and work your way up from there.

That said, fatties are fucking fantastic! I married one simply because the sex is just too damn great.

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>>17856341
Don't listen to all these fucking normalfags fuck them, they can all die in a fire


YOU GOTTA NOT BE FAT
If you are, lose the weight, look up protein sparing modified fast and do it

Go to /fa/ for clothes and hair
Lift at the gym

Go to parties at your local college campus, you don't even have to take any classes, find the giant non-frat ones and walk in

Get a grind from a girl by waiting until all the girls are drunk and shaking their asses, walk up to them, put your hands on their hips, proceed to grind
Eventually turn them around and make out, proceed to grope them
Ask them to get out of there
Fuck them

If any of her friends or some guy(s) try to cock block you immediately abort and try another girl, continue trying, if the night is a bust try another night
Also follow these guides, commencing dump now

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>>17858356
>>17856341
If you think you have the ability to woo girls in person without them being drunk, try this, if not, 2nd option incoming

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>>17858356
>>17858361
>>17856341
Use a combination of everything I've told you / dumped to get laid

It's taken me until the semester is over to figure all this out, and now I gotta wait 37 days for the next one to start

After that its go time

>>17856341

>mostly because the girl has the personality of a brick

you know that saying, "if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. if you ran into assholes all day, you're the asshole"?

that applies to personality, too. you have the personality of a brick. get better.

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Why just rape the meanest cattiest bitch you know?

>>17858378
Not OP but its kinda hard to get away with it especially if there is never any time where you and her are alone together + no security cameras anywhere nearby

Why not just* my bad

>>17858383
So what after you rape her you obviously have to kys, do you know what they do to rapists in prison?

>>17858391
I imagine this is why a few rapists kill the girl, its actually easier to get rid of a body without a trace than it is to get away with full on knife against the throat rape UNLESS she is some 100% stranger to you and you tackle her in some dark ally at 3am or something

But if she knows who you are (co-worker, classmate, whatever) and its 2pm and you fuck her wherever, the odds of being caught go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up

I guess you could always cover your face and wear gloves and shit, but again cameras are everywhere in cities

Risky business

>>17858398

actually most rapes are committed by someone who knows the victim, and where consent is blurry (drunk ppl) its rare that anyone would even heard about it

>>17858415
Drunk sex isn't rape don't empower the lesser gender

>>17858431

oh im sorry lad i didnt know you actually gave a shit about their pursuit of 'empowerment'. you know you dont actually have to change your behavior, the physical world will never be their domain. you can keep living the man life, women just want to feel like you think they are your equal. they dont actually care if you treat them that way and actually still prefer to be submissive (they are afraid of making decisions)

btw if you get them blackout drunk it is rape. if you are both equally drunk its not rape. thats not feminism, thats just common sense.

>>17858456
I feel like you're trying to say rape is bad

>>17858466

i personally do not enjoy rape. there are plenty of women who want to sleep with me and will do whatever i want, why would i want to rape someone? much rather convince them to suck my dick like a good girl.

>>17858495
Ahhhh I see what you're saying, something along the lines of artistic works of fiction and complete idiots

>>17858546
>'redpilled' permavirgin anon backing out of a discussion when its revealed that violently raping an unwilling partner is literally the only way he can get his dick wet

well meme'd lad but the rest of us are just doing what we do, and you know how we do

>>17858559
I'm only a virgin because mom hasn't given me enough good boy points to go balls deep in her box yet

>>17858576
Frog posters get stitches.

>>17858576
>anon goes deeper into 'edgy' self-trolling to hide the bad feelings

we all know your mom would never want to have sex with someone as disgusting as you

>>17858415
Yeah I know
Thats why I always laugh when people say your going to prison if you fuck a drunk girl

>>17858495
because not everyone can get laid

"'redpilled' permavirgin anon backing out of a discussion when its revealed that violently raping an unwilling partner is literally the only way he can get his dick wet"

this is why i dont feel bad about fucking drunk girls
im simply not a normalfag and never will be, I can fake it all day and with each month I get better at it but Im just not one of you and never truly will be

>>17858751
>thinks he's better than the average chad and uses that as an excuse to rape

even the dumbest, most brutish chad can figure out how to rape a drunk girl. you think that makes you a non-'normalfag'? you have 0 identity

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>>17858769
normalfags can get laid with the girl 100% sober, chad's aren't even normalfags they are in a class of their own, normies envy chads like we envy normies


we have to resort to getting pussy through drunk hookups / conning our way via tinder by following a script and having deceiving profiles because at our core we aren't normies and sure as shit aren't chads, and normies dont want anything to do with you if you aren't one of them

the only way to get by is make them think you are (which can only be done in specific contexts and for short to medium lengths of time), or if they are too out of it to notice

>>17858905
It's pretty easy to act like a normie in order to get laid. Just make jokes that are borderline rude and maybe have the edge of a dull knife. Subtle compliments are good too, and leave the fedora at home boys.

>>17858356
Hey I wrote these guides last night ;D <3