QUICK /ADV/ YOU JUST SMOKED WEED AND HAVE BEEN CALLED IN FOR

By not being that retard that smokes weed while looking for a job.

>>17853723
I applied almost 2 years ago faggot

>>17853723
Order synthetic urine from a trusted website. Look up QuickFix I think it's called.

Drink a ridiculous amount of water right before the test to give off a false negative.

If you're fat it stays in your system longer.

If its a hair test and you are a heavy user. You're absolutely fucked.

>>17853753
Don't they test for synthetic urine these days or is that just a meme?

>>17853757
They make you retake it if it isn't golden enough in color

Two weeks should be enough time unless you're a big pothead. Drink a bunch of water beforehand to ruin the test and retake if you're that worried.

>>17853723
make a friend piss in a cup then attach a tiny pipe to it, shove it up ur sleeve and when the time comes, "pee" in the cup from ur friend's urine up ur sleeve

>>17853774

I've never had this happen to me, ever.

>>17853867
Honestly, you're not going to pass. You're a fucking idiot.

>>17853872

I'm not even OP dilweed.

I've done drug test where my pee was a clear as a freshly washed glass, and it was fine. Sometimes, people like to say hydrated, ya idiot.

>>17853723
Go to the head shop, buy a kit, and follow the instructions. It will work or not work.

I use my whizzinator

>>17853982
The fake cocks? You use synthetic urine?

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Drink. Lots. Of. Water.

>>17853723
Get a friends piss

>>17854308
It only lasts 3 hours though

Drink a lot of green food coloring to freak out the tester. Alternatively, drink red coloring and scream while I pee.

I'm not going to pass anyway, might as well go out laughing.