At this point I know my chances of finding women that I would

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>>17846567

>>17846567

>gay guys are welcome to pitch in
>pitch in

seriously tho, as much as id love to explore my fantasy of building a deep meaningful friendship with a fellow anon and then exploring our sexuality together, its not gonna happen.

if you want sex, get hookers. if you cant get hookers, get a fleshlight. there are some crazy horny on the fly exceptions to this rule, but as a general rule you will enjoy porn more than you will enjoy sex with someoen you are disgusted by.

i could get laid every day if i was willing to settle. but im not, so i have sex once every week or two.

just have meaningful borderline romantic relationships but keep the sex seperate. its what most gay guys do any way.

>>17846567
Why the fuck would be faggots interested in some self pitying pussy with a defeatist attitude? Try pets.

Or self improvement.

>>17846567

hire a high-tier scort.
tell her your situation, she'll take care of you and if you explain it, she'll give you practical advice about girls. Obviously, not all scorts are going to do this, some could be discusted and refuse, but others will be supportive and help you figure out everything about sex and relationships. Do this often, the more you do this, the easier will be to approach people.

* just don't fall in love with the scort, you have to keep in mind you are hiring her services.

>>17846583
That's quite the achievement for this site anon, I'm honored.

>>17846604
Thanks for actual advice

>>17846613

an other thing that helps me feel masculine and strong and confident to approach women is the fact that i'm very good in bed. So practice with the hooker and tell her to teach you how to make a woman orgasm. Once you learn to do this, you'll lose all the fears when it comes to approach women.
And for the hooker, don't go for cheap hoes, go for vip scorts. They are more expensive, but it worths it.

One does not simply become gay OP, although OP is always a faggot you don't just become one

Just treat women exactly like you treat man. It's not enough to get them to bed but it'll serve you well to lose your fears of talking to them

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Try going to they gym. Even if you're not horribly fat or thin, it still helps a lot with your self esteem. Trust me, there is immense satisfaction when you leave the gym after you work your ass off there. Plus seeing yourself get fit boosts your self esteem. It is scientifically proven to ease depression and many other mental illnesses.

Also when talking to girls don't be desperate. Talk to a girl without the intention of nutting her up. Girls can smell desperation more easily than you can microwave your chicken tendies, and they will be turned away from it. I know because my female friends always bitch about it when talking about their beta orbiters. Don't try to change your personality too much (just stay away from vulgar jokes).

If you need any more help hmu.

>>17846770
Even ISIS got a better taste than /mu/, how shocking.

>>17846789
I don't listen to IAOTS I just picked it from a /mu/mor thread. They're too upbeat for me and Jeff Mangum's vocals are too jarring for me.

>>17846770

this

and going to the gym makes wonders when it comes to turning you gay. Just ask /fit/.