Its nearly 3am There is a very venomous spider in my room which

Where the fuck do you live?
Fucking stomp it. Who gives a fuck, if your roomies don't understand that there was a goddamn potentially deadly spider in your room then who the fuck cares they're assholes. (which I doubt it is dangerous, they're called recluses for a reason, you don't ever see the fuckers.)

>>17846531
lol. A bite from a Brown Recluse will fuck your shit up bro. It's worse when you don't know they bite you. It starts small then it turns into an infected puss hole. Eventually that puss hole grows into like the size of a tennis ball. It's pretty gross.

I live in South Texas and we have them here.

>>17846574
Yeah, I live in MO, we've got em too. Hell the hospital my mom works at is infested with them kek. When I said "I doubt it's dangerous" I meant I doubt it's actually a brown recluse, not that I doubt brown recluses are dagerous. Like I said, they typically do not make themselves seen.
And honestly, they're no big deal if you get them treated in a timely manner, unless you're allergic or something.
Theyre fucking pussies too, they're more concerned with getting away from you, they likely wont bother you. The way most people get bitten is like, putting on old clothes and not knowing the shit was hiding out in there.

I'm Australian so am an expert in spider killing. Just get a heap of paper towels and squash it. Use said paper towels to clean up if there's a mess. It is quiet and wont wake anyone

alternatively save yourself and abandon ship.