Ask a guy who has spent hundreds of dollars worth of lap dances

Was it worth it?

>>17846265
They feel hollow as fuck to me. Which is why I only bought one after my friend paid for a few.

Why?

>>17846265
Does it fill that hole in your heart OP?

>>17846265
Are the girls just as lonely as you are?

>>17846265
When my car starts on a cold day it makes this RIIIINGINGINGINGEEEENGH sound followed by a sharp ZKEEEERRSHT (friend cant aggree and says it's more a HSSSKIIIIIIIRCHT sound). Why is this?

>>17846265
what was the best part?

>>17846271
Pretty much a few yolo spending moments after finish a semester.

Waht is a lap dance?

>>17846292
Getting bitten and tickled by a 4-eyed redhead, who I have become acquainted with it (although it's a little ambiguous whether I will see her outside her workplace).

>>17846300
Eh I've been there. That's when my drinking and other degeneracy picks up. Just don't make it a habit.

>>17846281
Nope, they just like taking their clothes off. Not really lonely myself, approaching women and getting a few dates here and there.

>>17846314
Yeah, I sold a few of my stuff after my 2nd to last lap dance. After I got my audio interface repaired last week, I decided never to set foot on a strip club again.

>>17846282
It's funny you mentioned that, because one strip club I to had the name 'car parts ltd' disguised as their online bank account.

>>17846275
No, not at all. I wasn't really anticipating they would do so.

>>17846270
Not really. You get to be physically intimate but not having the mouth-mouth contact and genital contact is like having a sundae without the toppings and sauce. Also paying to touch them is just plain pointless.

Asterios is that you?

>>17846282
My car has a boxer engine and the rich cold start makes the best sound ever. Sounds boring after it warmed up and the mixture gets more lean.