I need help /adv/ >go on tinder >get a match with hot girl

>>17841214
Send your family and friends a picture of your dick beating your blackmailer to the punch

BONEUS - you could make it appear more flattering that a webcam snap

>>17841214
Everyone masturbates. Report it to the cyber police, most likely he will release the video anyway.

Worst case scenario people get a video of you jacking off.

i'm assuimg this is b8 but if not do not pay
no one cares about your dick

change passwords, delete social media accounts

stop using it

>>17841214
He's bluffing. He gains nothing by releasing the pics, only if you pay him. If you refuse to pay, he won't waste time on you but go on to the next victim.

And if he does, so what?

>>17841214
Rob a bank

Then kill someone in the woods.

>>17841214
Ahahahahahahahahaha you loooooooooooser!

>>17841214

It's not really that big of a deal, i'm assuming you have a normal dick? It's not you who is sending the pics so if everyone ends up receiving a pic I would just apologise and tell them someone got a hold of your personal footage and decided to play a prank on you. Everyone will move on and forget about it in a week. If your dick looks somewhat decent it could even be classed as a win to show a bunch of girls on your facebook your dick.

>>17841380
Yoooo make a fake Facebook account and send all the girls on your list a picture of your dick (if it's big or use a fake) then just apologize on your other account

FREE PUSSY GUARENTEE

>>17841392

I'm looking at the silver lining, it's not the worst situation to be in, definitely not life ruining. I wouldn't go as far as to stage it on my own, that falls in the category of fucking creepy. But if someone else is going to do it without your permission it's not like you can do anything to stop it so just embrace it.

>>17841406
TIL Ima creep

>>17841214

>he has my fb

no he doesn't. and if he does, you can just call facebooks company directly and get it shut down.

also, if you don't have a tiny dick, whats it matter? im a nudist and i can assure you people get over the whole knowing what your dick looks like thing.

its literally just your penis. its just a part of you.

anyone who actually watches it is way more of a concern than you are.

>>17841362

that was my favorite episode.