>Alice wants to talk with you >If you say "hey how

>>17835817
""Hey, you filthy cumslut, wanna get ragged around a bit?" ... Sorry, your profile says you'd block me for saying "hey how you doin'?""

Works every time.

Delete your acount then make a new one this one has no bio and 4 pics 3 are you with friends outdoors and the the 4th is you shirtless then message her "want to fuck yeah or nah?" If yes then reply with address and time if no move to next one

she's an entitled cunt. find another one

>>17835817
By not starting with something as mindblowingly boring and impersonal as "hey how are you doing".

>>17835823
Is risky but still better than shit like "sup" or "hi".

>>17835817
Say, hey how you doing?

I have no idea how to be naturally charming or suave.

>>17835923
No one is "naturally" charming, it is a persona.

>>17835923
That's like saying "I have no idea how to be naturally a great piano player or athlete."

I don't know who you are, I don't care how many messages you get from desperate fucks, I don't want to know what a boring slut you are.
But I promise you one thing: I will fuck that indifferent stern-looking face out of you till you learn to smile like a normal human being again, you pseudo porn actress.

Let me giv e you all a protip on the best pick-up line in existence.

>Hi, my name in Anon, what's yours?

Anything else is literal bullshit.

Source: Me. 31 year old anon. Non-Chad. Been with dozens of women of all ages, ethnicities, and attractiveness.

Don't believe me? Don't care.

>>17836218
then what?

Just say Salamé.

>>17836250
Talk to her like any other human being.

>>17836385
You can just do small talk like I do with my guy co-workers though, there is a difference between that and flirting.

>>17836218
This faggot is 100% right. Works a charm. Chick isn't interested? Too bad, plenty more out there. OK so she says Hi back, and you have a name. Next line is anything about where you are " how do you know OP?" ( at a party) or " whats good to eat here?" _ ASK FOR INFORMATION and BOUNCE it BACK. THen move onto hobbies "so..what do you like do to in your spare time?" " I like Nascar" you:" No shit, who do you support" Be interested. Listen. Echo back. Done.

>>17835959
Holy shit, I really underestimated this board today shit dude, this

>>17836218
>>17837540
her name is on the top of the screen on tinder you dumbfuck, as is hers

>>17837552
Learn to read you stupid cunt, they weren't talking just about tinder.