What are some politician-like names? I'm planning on running

>>17831000

Maggot Faggotson
Blacked Cuckson
Tafeel Wenogieff

that sticks

"I want to be a politician" - can't even figure out a name. Good luck kiddo

>>17831012
Gee, thanks mister

I meant 2-3 for the first and last name combined, though.

I was thinking something like Ian Everson or may be it's better to do something like Tim Taylor? Any of these work or are they trying too hard?

>>17831013
>doesn't greentext

>>17831023

Jon Tryhard

>>17831026
I know you're kidding, but I like the name John or Jon whatever variant.

But the last name. May be West? Or Summers? Owens?

Are these too generic or nah

>>17831031
why not just fucking plagiarize an already existing name that you like

>>17831000
Carl Hartstein

Why not surf on the reputation germans used to have.

4 syllables is all you need.

>>17831024
Wow! What a comeback! That is so cool noticing that someone didnt green text!!!

I bet you go poopy all by yourself too. You're too cool. You faggot.

>>17831000
Mike Hawk

Paul I. Tisian

>>17831664
Site is 18+.

>>17831700
Kek

>>17831000
don't bother they'll figure out you browse 4chan and it'll end your political career before it starts

>>17831700
fucking hilarious

use this one OP

>>17831000

using a fake name, even if elgally changed, will only arouse suspicion. your competition only has to say

>WHAT IS DON DRAPER 'AKA' 'DAS FAGGOT' REALLY HIDING?

>>17831715
counterpoint: donald drumpf is president

how do you want to gain a reputation as a honest and confident person if you even fake your own name?

>>17831000
Tyler Durden
Trent Twirk
Abe Gabe
Abradolf Lincler
Brian Johnson (BJ for short)

That's just off the top of my head.

>>17831732
>politicians
>honest

>>17831722
I still don't understand why people think "Drumpf" is something bad.

give us your name

Bruce Toledo