My only romantic/sexual life goal is to have these two in a bigamous relationship. What are my options?
Accepting that love/sex are not for you and get invested in thinking how you want to arrange your life then, what your new priorities are etc.
>>17825459
Then how do I deal with my sex drive? Fapping isn't quite cutting it anymore.
The best option is to get a new life goal because that is fucking sad.
>>17825491
That's your problem if you cling to this dumb ass conviction. Buy yourself a fancy fleshlight you can stick on the wall and use it in the shower after a line of coke.
What a strange bait thread.
I'd fuck the hell out of Maisie though.