What is the best app for cheating? I just got married and since

Why don't you just get a divorce now instead of dragging this shit out?

>>17821191
its too late for that laddy lifes too complicated. dont worry she will get real wet again once she finds out eventually that ive been getting pussy elsewhere, thats how women work, they are fucking dumb. Little does she know i fuck on first dates so shes dumb for pulling this shit. oh well.
now let me know some apps please, is kik best? i dont want anyone to be able to find me unless they have my username so tinder is off limits

>>17821200
Lol you two deserve each other
I don't feel bad for whatever happens to both of you.

Also idk Google it

>>17821200
Tinder. If you're a 10/10 like you said you should have no problem getting laid.

>>17821207
of course we do thats part of it.
but im not the one who changed she fucking did.
so im the controller of my own universe ill make shit happen im very resourceful, guess its not time to retire the cock after all

>>17821209
yeah but im well known i would get caught 1st day.
thats why i have to do kik aybe so no one can find me, if thats the best choice

I get where you're coming from, but you view women like garbage and is why you have a garbage women. I hope you just end it and do the right thing but you'll probably get caught anyway.

Post her tits and I will assist you on your path to horny self destruction. I know the perfect app and if you haven't found it yet wew lad, but I will give a few suggestions.

>>17821240
why do u think i view women like garbage.
they are literally a different species, different priorities different loyalties. fickle etc.

whats the perfect app senpai

>>17821240
dnt tell me ashley madison either

>why do u think i view women like garbage
>they are literally a different species
>thats how women work, they are fucking dumb

You sound like a dude that doesn't do any introspection and places all blame solely on the outside world. Maybe some unaddressed issues with women that treated you like shit. Why is she withholding the pussy? Again titties. Ashley Madison ain't safe, that shit is done. Try at your own risk.

>>17821184
hahahaha dumb fuck fell for the marriage meme and women enjoy sex too meme. sex to them is just a bargaining tool and their objective in life is to extract as much resources as possible from you while giving you the least amount of sex. now she has no obligation to give you sex because of the reap laws in marriage but you are obligated to provide for her or else she can divorce the living shit out of you for everything you got including retirement money and the best part she never earn any of it.

>>17821293
actually shes the breadwinner, and technically she has given me soo many half hour long blow jobs the last 5 years ive been dating her and finally made her my wife. she does give best blowjobs on the planet and she enjoys it. plus tit jobs etc, and would do it whenever i wanted.
but lately been a real bitch with a fucking attitude. Im a positive energy kind of guy.

new shit attitude is turning me off tho and now shes trying to withold shit to threaten me.

which isnt smart becuz im a savage and adapt easily to all kinds of changes and or evolve to get what i want easily. so im more like the spoiled chick here, but i dont like changes >:D

>>17821286
ima hott dude whos been raped by many chicks, and then had them talk bad about me or make rumors about me bcuz i didnt fuck them.
women are worse than fucking men.
Im not blaming the outside world.
women are evil, and have no principals take a look at porn for god sakes, what they do simply for money fucking shameful such a beautiful species too lower their selves

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>>17821335
Your view of the world got you to this place. Are you seriously basing your entire view of women based of what you see in porn?

Don't worry lad, I won't help you hook up with any more evil women :^)

Have you tried grindr?

>>17821327
>she has given me soo many half hour long blow jobs the last 5 years

yeah not anymore after she trapped you in marriage but I am sure she still expects you to handover some of your resources.

>actually shes the breadwinner

enjoy your divorce that increases the divorce chance even more and she is an idiot too. she might end up paying you alimony just for that.

>>17821184
get a burner phone and a facebook with a fake name to use tinder. Leave the phone taped up under one of your car tyres like you would a key

If she sees tinder profile 100:1 odds it's not your name plausible deniability.

Or just go clubbing.

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You had no business marrying a woman if you think they are all evil. I'm sure she stopped blowing you because you are a complete asshole. Get a prostitute or actually deal with your issues.

You'll get what you deserve. She isn't going to run back to you if she finds out you're getting shit on the side you delusional fuck. Fix your shit or get wrektd.

>>17821184
Great job calling bullshit anon! you tell stranger's on the internet who's boss.

>>17821377
i guess u dont know women that well.
most women see it as competition, it gets em wet again like i said.
these days a perfect faggy conforming boring husband whos actually loyal and is in their complete control, actually will dry their pussy and cause them to cheat.
ask anyone u know

>OP claims to be married
>writes like a 14 year old

>>17821403
hence the phrase "nice guys finish last"
they say they want a sweet guy, but they hate sweet guys.
women dont know what they want.
its the true alpha males job to show them what they want.
women are too dumb to know what they want.
but like i said ive known many perfect sweet husbands who went up and beyond for their wives and their wives cheated on em, poor suckers

>>17821411
im drunk sry lel

>>17821377

>I-ITS YOUR FAULT NOT HERS!
>YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE THATS THE PROBLEM

Come on man, this logic is way too fucking stupid.

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>>17821413
>>17821403

Well congratulations on failing at being an alpha male by your own standards. Your wife won't see it as competition and you'll be paying alimony/child support. Yeah and you're not a sucker by being an "alpha male" lol.

Figure out cheating on your own. If you had to come here to ask about it you're dumb enough to be caught.

When you view all women as sentient fuck dolls you will never find a healthy relationship. Dick Masterson is a troll and you a living by his bullshit. I hope it all goes down in flames. There is more to life than just being an asshole or the "sweet guy". I hope she's been cheating on you the whole time you fucking dolt.

>>17821439
Is it? The dude seems like a genuine asshole. You don't just stop blowing someone for no reason to begin with. What is she holding off for?

>>17821441
i dont have kids with her yet. like i said shes the breadwinner ill take half of all her shit.
she only has one job, to suck me and fuck me.
if she cant then ill have to find it elsewheere >:D

she wouldnt of chased after me for years if i didnt treatt her the way all girls like to be treated.
i made her dreams come true, not mine

>>17821444
are u a chick? i hope you are , if not your friendzoned and i dont even know you.
whiteknight scum.

any semi decent chicks lurking? wana meet up? ill talk dirty to you while i fuck you rough. would be fun ;)

>>17821413
>many perfect sweet husbands who went up and beyond for their wives and their wives cheated on em


top kek this is how women treat men who provide for them and take care of them.

>>17821461
You sound like an idiot. Why get married at all? Just have sex and enjoy dying alone.

This entire thread reads like the virginal fantasies of a teenager.

>>17821467
yeah its absolutely true, ask any nice guy you know with a girlfriend or wife.
they come home to their wives fucking some scumbag dude who treats em like shit.
thats the female animal for you.
gotta treat em like 2nd class citizens to get em wet. XD

>>17821469
i love love, always have. im not as ruthless as i sound, but women over the years helped make me this way.
blame them, i was once a sweet sweet boy

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>>17821461
Yeah that turned out great didn't it? That makes you a wannabe alpha lol if she's the breadwinner. Have fun sponging off your more successful wife scumbag. I don't know you haven't divorced her already if that's the end game. Cowardice?

>>17821472
Get off this site. You have to be 18 to post here, underaged virgin.

any females in here from new england that wana meet up and be naughty? im super fun and random you will be laughing your ass off then ill fingerblast you in the movie theater XD ill cover your mouth if i have to

>>17821484
Go to bed, it's past your bedtime. Or I'll tell your parents.

>>17821483
if you cant connect to anything im saying then you are obviously the inexperienced and oblivious virgin. back to le safespace ya go fggt

>>17821465
I'm a chick alright and I got some big ol' honkers

>>17821495
how old? what size tits? race?
asl actually lel

>>17821495
23, DDD, white (master race)

>>17821491
I have actually dated and had sex with girls. Unlike you.

>>17821505
how many of them had cocks and or didnt orgasm.
man you're drying my pussy up just talkin to ya >:D

like i said ive been raped by super hot chicks of all races when younger.
ive done sexual things with over 30+ hot women.
that was only through out highschool
troll harder nigger

>>17821184
If you're so fucking smooth you wouldn't have to ask this fucking question you retard.

>>17821515
im doing it part for fun , part for gathering info on the most effective apps to use, and ppl who may have experience using them, recommendations etc etc like i said im well known where i am from soo

>>17821524
Well known as the village idiot right?

>>17821529
no quite popular and loved. i treat all as equals. of course except for women secretly quite patriarchal and have deep pride for what men have created for this planet and our freedoms.

>>17821524

soo you're going to get caught eventually no matter what.

If you were actually a 10 and she was actually a 6 you wouldn't be having this issue

game over lol

>>17821556
kik is probz my best option :C

>>17821184
How can you be married when you're such a faggot?
Strange!

>>17821605
100 bucks says ur not married faggo.
i was sucked into submission 5 years str8 XD

>>17821184

Bait thread

>>17821377
>Get a prostitute

Kill yourself

>>17821620
im dead serial m8, best app plox