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So this girl believed me I'm not a virgin, how can look

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So this girl believed me I'm not a virgin, how can look like one guy who has sex before?
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I'm going to give you the big, throbbing, 9 inch dick of advice that will help you in your life beyond ways that you can imagine;

Trying to hide something makes it more obvious.
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>>17813131

Yeah, about that... there's really no difference between a guy that had sex once and one that never had sex. Both will be clumsy as hell.

So she will be able to tell you are no Don Juan even if she doesn't know it's your first time. Go and have fun, I guess.
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Study massage. Not the "erotic" stuff (you won't find a reputable teacher for that anyway); I mean the real deal. Being trained to touch people in ways that feel good is like powerleveling in bed.

This will not make you a master. Indeed, it's not even all that convincing of a non-virgin disguise. There simply are no good ones. But it's the least-bad option you have now that you've talked yourself into a corner, and it will continue to serve you well even after this is over.

If for some reason this doesn't work out, do not lie about it again.
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For the love of God, don't pretend to be good in bed when you clearly aren't.
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>>17813174

well I'm never having sex again
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