What's a good excuse to tell my mom and grandma that I can't

Tell them you are a polyamorous asexual. They will be too scared to ask what that is.

>>17812196
they are Hispanic they will just tell me to stop using gringo words and give them a grandson.

>>17812191

well, whats the truth?

>>17812205
I can't be bothered to get one because it requires to much time and energy and I would rather program, read or play video games.

>>17812203
Kek well that's a fair response tbqh. Just tell them to fuck off and you'll have a kid a bit later on that they can spoil.

>>17812211

then give them the romantic side of that.
>I have yet to meet a girl that makes me want to date them. no point in settling for someone you don't like.

and if that doesn't work, just repeat that, and end the conversation, you're a grown man mijo.

can think of a couple

>you have other priorities
>you don't have any good options right now (maybe list a few girls that you're not attracted to for various reasons that they might tangentially know so at least it seems like you've weighed your options)
>you've gotten rejected by girls you've liked (possibly get sympathy points for this one)

>>17812220
>>17812226
these are pretty good, I'm going to try them next time I talk to them.

>>17812191
Tell them your penis doesnt work

>>17812241

just make sure you're a man and dictate when the conversation is over.

no matter what excuse you give it wont matter. they dont want a reason. they want to see you with a girl.

so whatever reason you give, you need to not indulge them and answer follow up questions or repeat yourself. simply state 'thats it' if they keep asking.