>no "real job" for two years >moms friend tells

Listen man its perfectly normal to not understand this kind of stuff however if you're old enough to post here it is beyond unacceptable to not know these things

>>17811239
Get your mom to dress you

>>17811251
I thought I handle things well. Like firm handshake, please, thank you. Took notes. Copy of my resume on hand. Looked up company history. I asked about the position I would be qualified for, what a typical day was, anything i could prepare myself with should I get a call from them. I thanked the greeter on my way out. Like I though I nailed it.

Now I'm getting this news about how I'm a social retard. I'm gonna be nervous as fuck in 3 weeks.

>>17811239
>a bank
That's the sole reason for any of those "issues". A bank is all about appearance. Most employees are overpaid hacks who combat the disparity between salary and competence by focussing on appearance. They have literally nothing else going for them.

>>17811266
See, a person with actual social competence would have addressed everything right during the meeting. Someone might be opposed to hire a son/daughter of the friend of the manager's friend.

Try to get a different job. They're not worth your time if they can't address issues in person.

>>17811311
I have no desire to work there, but I appreciated what my moms friend did. Like I talked to HR over the phone and she laughed at mw because she asked what a salary I needs, I said around $10-11, she literally said laughing "haha well thankfully we can do better than that, we start most at your position around 13-14". Like I don't belong in this corporate world, and I feel fucking stupid right now. My goal is to apply like crazy and get a job within those 3 weeks. I don't want to go back to that lady and be all "oh, I see you actually wore a suit this time".

>>17811349
Like I said, try really hard to get a job on your own. Otherwise, spend the three weeks to inflate your ego to match your future co-workers. It's really nothing more to it.