I am an heterosexual guy. I'm too ugly to get a gf, because

>I'm too ugly to get a gf
Unless you're literally the humpback of notre dame, this isn't true.
The problem is in your insecurities and lack of confidence.

>>17800212
Jesus, I have a second class malocclusion that messes up my profil view, balding, 5'8, not exellent qualities. I have proof that women won't look at me, I see the disgusting look or indifferent look on their face when they are "forced" to talk to me IRL. Confidence isn't enough, if you're too ugly. It's meaningless.

>>17800207
>I want to be gay
>so I won't suffere anymore
I got some bad news for you boi you will probably never get a bf either

>>17800220
>balding
Literally nobody cares, buzz your head
>5'8
So am I, I fuck women regularly because I'm not insecure about it
> I have proof
No you don't, you're rationalizing your own poor self-esteem

I am straight up /r9k/ neckbeard material and I pull pussy. Action Bronson has a disgusting, unkempt beard and a bitch-ass mustache, weighs like 450lb, and he still pulls pussy.

The problem isn't your looks. It never is. No woman ever knows what she finds attractive. Be confident in yourself and you'll get a girlfriend, I fucking guarantee you.
Keep up this pessimistic, "woe is me" attitude, and you'll stay alone.

The choice is yours.

>>17800241
Pls don't say bullshit, every gay finds someone very easily

>>17800244
All bald people who "are attrattive" have a strong lower third and a strong chin. But just because a woman finds a bald acceptable doesn't mean she's preferisco him with hair.
I asked how to become gay, not the usual bullshit on how to become confidente that doesn't even work, because women doesn't even know what confident is, of course a good looking guys will be labelled as "confident".

>>17800248
how about stop being such a pussy and JUMP off a bridge
>every gay
Lmao m8 probably that's why you ain't ever getting anything, your just an autismo and can't understand basic human attraction, sorry m8 your just don't not attractive in any facet of life it's better to get blind and deaf dog so you can get something close that you will never get to: love

The person I like is a 70 yr old bald, retired, obese man. I'm in my 20's. It's about how likable you are. You don't have to be outgoing or handsome to be attractive to the right person.

>>17800266
I used to know some fat unattrsctive guy who was a slut among gays. There are a lot of gay apps and convos are free from women bullshit
>>17800267
Just because you have some mental disorder, it doesn't make every woman attracted to 70 yrs old guy. All of this while you could have fucked young and good looking boys.

Find a way to make 1million dollars. Girls will not care if you have 10 hump backs, a deformed arm, and two lazy eyes. They will say you are the most attractive man ever, with the biggest penis they have ever seen, and will tell you that they have never been so in love before.

Make a plan to make a million bucks, OP. That will get you women despite being ugly.

>>17800278
how to become 1 gay
>drink bleach
Only applies to you

>>17800207

lmao kek @ ur lyfe m8

gays dont have lower standards, they just have wider interests.

i know a fat guy who has to pay guys 300 bucks to let him suck their cocks.

i know another slightly fat guy who is still a virgin at the age of 25 becuase hes ugly.

and gays are even worse than straights, they just wont settle.

>>17800265
fuck you I'm certified good looking and I get no chicks
looks don't mean shit if you don't have the confidence to back it up, just like a great car is nothing without gas

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>>17800248

this is me. i live in hollywood, you know, right next to west hollywood, the gay capital of the gayborhood. I have been single for 4 years.

i know im not super hot or anything, but that just goes to prove my point. if im not gonna find someone, an ugly ass cunt like ya stands no chance.

i have a lot of gay friends who are uglier than me and are even worse off, literal virgins.

>>17800207
What's up with this shit meme of people giving up and going gay? If you're too ugly for a woman your probably too ugly for a man. If anything men are just as, if not a little more, shallow as far as looks go.

>>17800461
Moreso than that, you're just dealing with a MUCH smaller number of potential partners. And most of them are deeply, permanently closeted, and many of the other ones have serious issues. It's just tough to meet people. Even in a big city, the "gay scene" is a very small world

Bump for gay love

>>17800319
You're ugly bitch i wouldn't even dump a load in that mess you might call your "hairstyle."

>>17800319
You look like Jay from the Inbetweeners lol

>>17800278
It's a mental disorder to like someone for their personality?

Sure, good looking guys have an easier time generally, but attraction is not so black and white. By definition, most people are average or below average and still find partners. Going gay seems easier than working on yourself, but I think it'd ultimately waste your time. Just going by your posts, you've got an overwhelming aura of pessimism. It's understandable because you're unhappy, but it's not pleasant to be around. Luckily that can be fixed with effort and help. Hope that's not to harsh to read and good luck. Wishing things get better for you.

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do 4000 pushups a day
keep clean n smelling good
goto local bars n be cool
girls will get on you

>>17800319
You're not ugly but looks like you're short. It's probably hard to find short girls in your area. You look young. Be patient.

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LET'S HAVE A GAY OFF

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>Can't find a girlfriend because of his "looks".
>Doesn't know that gays are really really superficial.
Grow a pair you insecure fuck. Only hook up with a gay dude if your gay. I look like fucking Meatloaf and I get pussy all the time.

>>17801125
Idk man I've seen some pretty sexy meatloafs in my life.

Boning down guys IS pretty damned easy.....

>>17800207
Start masturbating to trap porn.

The good shit. I ain't talking about those gorillas in drag. Get some shit that'll make you question your sexuality, and then don't, Then it's down the rabbit hole you go.

No you can't convert yourself to dick loving. Why do het guys think that gay reeducation can somehow work in reverse? It can't.