I wanna be Adonis I wanna fuck dudes' girlfriends and ex

Very vain, extremely hot, and exceedingly pompous. No-one will take seriously, will be called gay, and will be made fun of until he's twenty and becomes hot. Use with caution

Then go to the gym, find a dealer to buy gear from, take boxing classes and get therapy/meds to put your self esteem into hyper drive. Look in the mirror every day and tell yourself you're way fucking cooler and tougher than everyone ever. You'll punch anyone who tells you otherwise.

Then continue to take gear. Think angry thoughts. The angrier the better.
Let your testosterone take the wheel. You're set brah.

>>17794957

What kinda gear though?

>>17794938
Don't listen to this faggot. He's one of the haters. These are the kind of people you will encounter who just want to piss in your corn flakes. Punch then immediately. We don't have time for beta males who open doors for women and cry themselves to sleep every night. You're going to change your life and be the sex God you've always dreamed of.

>>17794962
Testosterone-Enanthate or Testosterone-Cypionate: 250mg-500mg per week for 12 weeks

pull your head directly out of your ass and get yourself some realistic short term goals