I have to meet my brothers girlfriend today. What am I supposed

compliment her on having a nice bag or her shoes or something. but keep it casual.

>>17790761
Ask about her work/school, talk about hobbies or TV or movies, basically just make small talk and get to know her a bit like you would with anyone else. Don't stress over the fact she's your brother's girlfriend, act like you got grouped with her on a class project or something like that, and talk like you would in that situation. Don't make a big deal out of meeting her

ask if she wants to have a threesome with you

>>17790761
It's always important to establish common ground with a new person. Try talking about your brother's dick, something you'll both be familiar with.
>so how 'bout that dick? Pretty big huh?
or alternatively if it's small
>so what got you into my brother, I mean it's clearly not his dick?

>>17790761
"Do you take it up your ass? Oh come on, that's the perfect ice-breaker"

>>17790761
Treat her like a class progets and grope her and ask if she wants to see.your large or small penis to compare with your brothers then break it to her ThT of course you know his size because you're a 000buttplug size and have it in now then show it to her. Next.