Our neighbor came over to visit my wife. I had some stomach ache

>>17781033
Slit your own throat in front of the neighborhood, because you're not only a fucking troll, but the biggest austpie.

lie in court, thought it was a trespasser.

She was on your property so you have that going for you.


Chances are she won't escalate it out of embarrassment or other things. Don't stir her up and it might go away.

>>17781033
Youd literally lose any case because what you did was assault and imprisonment. Fucking autist I swear.
Formally ass kissing apology for extended periods of time is the only way to get over this.

>>17781033
some boys never grow up and what was funny between 12 year old boys isn't elsewhere. What the fuck even runs through your juvenile mind but I'm shocked you have a wife. She's a fucking fool.

>yfw OP laughed about it

What are you? 5? Fart jokes are farting funny still? M8 u have fucking issues

>>17781033
Such sophisticated wit places you in the pantheon with Oscar Wilde and Noel Coward. (Ask someone who can read to explain to you who they were.)

>>17781033
>I don't know what to do.
Settle out of court and get yourself a psychotherapist.

>>17781033
Top bantz, OP, you must be Australian.

>>17781033
its pretty funny that youre in that situation

Op I lol'd hard.

Listen dude. Play dumb. You didn't do it and you have no idea what the crazy witch lady from down the street is talking about.

I doubt she'll try to press charges cause there's no evidence and whatnot. You should be fine.

>>17781033
Say you were drunk.

just apologize and say you thought she was your wife or whatever.

lol you're such a retard, that was funny tho

>>17781033
How autistic do you have to be to make up a story like this and post it on the Internet? Do you crave attention that much?

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>>17781212
thanks

>>17781033
You killed me anon seriously I am dyeing. Pkease post a copy of the court transcripts here after the trial. I need them for science.