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I've asked this before on another board on another website and didn't get any answers so I'll ask here. This is going to seem very degenerate but...

I live with my parents and christmas is coming up and I order all my gifts through Amazon. I now have complete deniability if an indiscriminate package shows up and I don't tell anyone what it is. So now, I can buy sex toys for the first time. I'm looking at getting a bullet vibrator, some anal lube, condoms, and maybe a ballgag. My limit would be around $50 but I'm flexible. What brands should I look at and what would be the best place to order from?

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>>17777536
>So now, I can buy sex toys for the first time
you could've bought some when you were 12 if you were going to do it online, you'd still get caught by your parents though.

>My limit would be around $50
is this money coming from an amazon gift card, or are you using someone else's credit/debit card?

are you using your own amazon account?
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>>17777536
vibrators are useless
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>>17778630
I forgot to mention that it's because I now have disposable income now after getting a job.

50 dollars is just the amount I'm comfortable spending on sex toys. It's why I said it's flexible
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>>17778633
If you think that, you are useless.
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>>17778769
As someone who has actually had an anal orgasm I consider myself a subject matter expert

Vibrators are gay as fuck
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>>17778778
Why do you need to come into all my threads and start fights pegasus?
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Is it for yourself or for a girl? Either way, <50$ on a vibrator is nothing. You'll need a more expensive one if you want it to be silent and durable. I'd just stick with the other stuff then and leave that oiut.
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>>17778837

I have better things to do but choose to be lazy and waste my time instead
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>>17778846
It's for myself. Are they really that expensive? I wasn't expecting to get a decent one for like 4 dollars but I thought I'd be able to get at least a decent one for like 25 - 30 dollars
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>>17778871
are you saying that you didn't even bother looking first?
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>>17778871
Yeah. No personal experience but I've had 90% female friends for the past ten years and I have never heard anyone say differently than that you need to spend more to get a proper one. I guess that there's probably the exceptional brand that provides a solid vibrator for less but then you need to know where to look and in that case I'd ask for advice on a more specifically sex-related forum.
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>>17778880
I have been looking but all the reviews on pinkcherry are the same.
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>>17778882
you can make one out of ShoeGoo/melted gel insoles, speaker wire, small plastic easter eggs and game pad motors

hell I'd custom make you one if your willing to pay
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>>17778924
Gamepad motors aren't strong enough for an orgasm. I've tried
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>>17778924
That's a great offer, but the main reason I never got one for myself is slight paranoia that strong vibrators are the equivalent of deathgrip. Plus I kind of like to get all up in there myself.
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>>17778933
I'm telling you bro, get a pulsator not a vibrator
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>>17778943
This is a new phenomenon to me, I'm intrigued. How does it stay in place? Would it be possible to dip down for more lube during or is that a hassle?
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>>17778943
just fuck off already
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>>17778961
Kill yourself faggot

>>17778955
I don't know, I don't own one
Adding more lube is never really annoying unless you're close when using toys
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>>17778967
>adding lube is never really annoying
I was thinking of vaginal juices and the thing potentially getting in the way of access there.

That is, if it's even meant for both men and women, google just said it simulated penetration.
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>>17778974
>vagina juices

I don't know, I'm not a girl! I'm still going to buy one though someday
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>>17778682
>disposable income
So wait and save that disposable income to get your own place instead you stupid faggot. Then you can buy as many homo toys as you want without the fear of your parents catching you.
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>>17778983
True, guess it falls under the same category as the question how it's attached. Thanks for the name nonetheless.
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>>17778988
Cheers love

If you want to peg me in the showers after that's fine too
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>>17778987
a 25 dollar vibrator isn't going to stop me from saving up for my own place which I'm already doing
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>>17778929
I'd assume thats because you used them as they were, a part of the game pad, with it's 5v battery

hook one of those up to a bigger power source like a 12v car battery then see what you get
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>>17779142
i don't have a car battery around. I'd much rather just have a bullet vibrator with an actual remote and shit
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So does anybody actually have a good recommendation for a vibrator or did I just waste my time here?
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>>17779669
Doc Johnson on Amazon
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>>17779675
Fucking finally. Pegasus does something right for once
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>>17777536
Does anime cause transsexuality?
Because every single time man
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>>17779789
I think trans just gravitate to it because Japan has a massive trap fetish and trap = trans i guess?
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A word of warning: if you're planning on using the bullet vibrator anally, DON'T. What most people new to anal play don't realize is that the butt literally swallows things. You need to get something with a flared base or else your butt will devour it and it will get stuck inside you and you'll have to go to the hospital to remove it.

And in general, you get what you pay for with sex toys. Cheap stuff tends to be weak, made from chemicals that aren't great for your skin, or run out of power/battery really quickly.
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>>17779821
I just wanted to stick it in a condom around my dick to stimulate my head. And besides, couldn't I stick it in a condom and pull it out using that?
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>>17779830
Not if the condom gets pulled in, too
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>>17779786
I take anal very seriously

>>17779789
anal =/= trans

I'm fine with being a man
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