alright, /adv/, before we starts, yes i know im an idiot. I

>>17762369
Make quick friends with a good photoshop editor, and once they leak your dick pics, immediately employ your photoshop friend to enhance your penis size and repost to the photoshopped image as if it was the real image to counter attack.

That way at least you can be the guy jerking off online with a big dick. MAke sure you mention you make money off of it, and don't do any gay shit.

>>17762369
delete your Facebook?

>>17762389
Already did

>>17762369
you gotta become a pornstar now. Think about it, you're about to get some free exposure

>>17762410
Do they actually send the vid though?

but, jokes aside OP. It's probably all a big hoax, they'll never pull the trigger, and you should carry on with life as if it never happened.

>>17762440
I smell sarcasm in this post

>>17762416
OP should send the vid himself to all of his friends and explain to them that he wants to become a pornstar, so once the blackmailers act, OP's friends won't be surprised and will think that he actually has potential since someone noticed.