I've failed at- and abandoned- trying to think of a way

Nobody?

start lifting and going outside, also stop worrying about yourself.

>>17759382

That's not creepy at all. You just need to go to a doctor. If you don't feel well, you have the right to be helped. You don't need to prove you'll use your dick. Just go ask for a diagnosis.

>>17759601
Absolutley this OP.

When you take your car to the mechanic, he doesn't ask to see your driving lisence before he'll repair it, or ask you to prove why you need to drive it before he'll change the tyres, he just gets paid to make it work. Same deal with your dick and the doctor.

Dude you should have went to a doctor when you had "no libido" for more than like two weeks.

Assuming you were like a normal male who jerks off at least several times a week.

>>17759382
I masturbate very infrequently; I'm only writing about this here and now because waking up in the morning and feeling "dead" is becoming more and more humiliating/depressing

The most common reason people go to the doctor is feeling tired. People see GPs for everything.

>>17759601
>>17759666
Okay; if there's no change by the new year I'll make an appointment (and try to make an appointment with a locum)

>>17759923

I know how things about one's dick feel extra embarrassing, but believe me, you'll feel better after doing something. Good luck OP.

>>17759930
Thanks, it's appreciated
This is not at all easy to write about – if it wasn't for feeling more and more humiliated/depressed and more and more worried (my father having had a related cancer) I'd likely try to ignore this