The type of girl I want to date does not exist. 1) Does not drink;

if you'd cross off drinking that's most people

>>17754344
I can't cross drinking off that list because I don't drink, and it's not a lifestyle choice, it's that my father and grandfather were both raging alcoholics and I don't want to end up like them. And it genuinely doesn't feel like most people. There's always a tattoo on their wrist, always some clover on their ankle, a kanji symbol on their upper back "to even out their energy". I think it's my age group, and where I live (Arizona).

>>17754342
The fact that you would make a thread bitching about how your standards are never met means you have shit standards or you are projecting because women don't like you for a reason that is not obvious to you.

>>17754352
Okay.

So at what age do I get over wanting to be in a relationship?

>>17754356
never.

You just learn to not be a sperg about it and realize you want a good friend as a partner. not a new toy.

>>17754368
Thanks for the help, I'll be sure to recommend you to the suicide hotline.

There are people like that out there in the world. I, for example, am one of them. The best thing you can do is reach out to people from different cultures and backgrounds. You'll be surprised at how different people are compared to your preconceived ideas. Have a good life :)

>>17754342
have to add some points to your list:
6) Is a virgin.
7) Does not watch BBC porn.
8) Is not a landwhale.

Now that is a girl that doesn't exist.

>>17754342
dude these girls exist, dont give up.
I found one in a fucking club.
She hates drinking, but loves dancing I guess.
Tomorrow will be our second date, wish me luck guys.

>>17754342
I know couple girls like that, actually fuckloads if you cut them slack for smoking in the past or occasionally.

As for the questions...

>what age does the heartache from seeing others in my age group happily in love go away?
When you grow the fuck up. Could be 16, could be 60.

>At what point will my body no longer biologically feel the need to start a family?
You body doesn't want to start a fucking family, it wants to spread copies of yourself in any way possible. That should tone down once you lose the ability, if ya know what I mean.

>>17755013
Still a criteria easy to meet.

By bitching on 4chan, you won't find them; besides, why would they be interested in you?

>>17755013
Kek that's literally every girl in my church.

But I guess you better keep searching!

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>Does not drink
Do you mean alcohol as a whole, or just getting significantly drunk for the sake of it?

Finding a woman that's completely abstinent will be a challenge, but it's plenty easy to find a woman that does nothing more than a beer or two at dinner or something like that. That's roughly how much I consume, and I'd be turned off if I found out a woman is the kind of person that drinks to the point they lose their higher faculties.

This sounds more like a scapegoat for other more significant issues, especially when you factor in that whole last part of your post.

>>17755043
This too, to an extent. I've had a couple of women try to get me to convert just because my values weren't completely fucked apparently.

Take it to /r9k/, there are literally millions,

millions

of women you described as "not existing".

>I want a straight edge girl

Then go to a fucking Church social. It's not difficult to figure out where all the prudes in your particular area hang out.

>>17754342
>Wanting church girls
For what purpose?

>>17755013
Not OP but does anyone know if churches really have these types? My local church certainly didn't and I'm contemplating joining a religious group at University for this reason. But I don't mind her having a drink sometime long as she never gets close to being drunk.

>>17754342
They exist, but you have to filter through all the trash to find them.

>>17755049
Even after 2 drinks a woman will lose her barely-there-to-begin-with rationality. Every recreational or therapeutic chemical ingested is a crutch for the weak and indulgent, and the pay off is that they lose the function of their mind in subtle ways. In the entire world of animals, insects, etc, only human adolescents and upwards indulge this yearning for oblivion.

>>17755409
>he thinks animals don't use intoxicants

loving
every
laugh

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140528-do-animals-take-drugs

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-playing-field/201012/animals-psychedelics-survival-the-trippiest

You think we're special, unique among the Mammalia, nay, the entire Kingdom Animalia.

We are not.

Some ironic comments in this thread
Grow >the fuck
up
>you misogynist for wanting a 'new toy'
... disregarding the mindset that played with a counless array of cock insertions for fun

I don't do/have any of those things, ta da

>>17755415
I was aware of those statistical anomalies, but it's easier to say that 'all' animals and fish do not take substances, as the vast, vast majority do not.
We are somewhat special compared to animals, but not for our ability to get shitfaced

What I hate is that people act like you're boring if you don't do these things. There are tons of things in life more fun than smoking or getting tattoos.

>>17755437
No, you just wanted to hype up your own anthropomorphic worldview. No biologist knows how many sp. indulge in intoxicants, it's difficult to measure by definition. Considering the sheer prevalence of native yeast in the air, fermentable fruit, and hungry arthropods in a given temperate clime, I'd imagine many insects get drunk around the spring time.

So saying "vast majority", when you are not a biologist and you know fuck all about biology or local environments, seems like a bit of a crapshoot to sell.

https://www.quora.com/What-happens-when-bees-or-insects-drink-alcohol

>>17755452
>hype up your own anthropomorphic world view
>I'd imagine
I'll concede that with the factors you mention, as well as with mushrooms, etc, that a portion of the animal kingdom do indeed get a buzz now and again. Human privilege checked

>>17754342
>tfw the girl I like qualifies in all of these categories, is cute, funny, and likes watching anime
>is taken
Kill me.

M8, I've dated like 6 girls that don't have or do any of those things.

They exist, trust me.

>>17754342
my friend cameron actually fits your description to a Tee, as does her friend Leslie (though I think that girl does have a tattoo of some sort, I've never seen it but i know she was tempted to get a naruto one so i think she has others).

to be fair cameron drinks once every few years. we went to vegas last weekend and she did have half a glass of wine. but id imagine that doesn't count.

they're both pretty hot to, cameron more so, she doesn'trealize how insanely attractive she is. leslie does but shes not a bitch about it either.

>>17754349
I was similar to you, never had a drink until I was 19. Its not evil but yes it destroys live sometimes but its not this crazy demonic devil juice. If you can get past that there are LOADS of cool girls that only have a few drinks. Modesty and self control are what made your family members alcoholics for the lack of

You could always have your balls removed. Might lessen the want for these types of things and hormones

I don't do any of those, but I also don't want to date some whiny loser off the internet.

>>17754352
>you are projecting because women don't like you for a reason that is not obvious to you.

This is probably the truth.

>>17755013

And the purityfaggot has arrived. Mad we can get laid and you're an eternal loser?

I know so many girls who fit that description, but they don't want a guy like you. If I didn't have my ears pierced, I'd be one of those girls myself, actually.

>>17754342
They do exist because I am like that and my friends too. But even though we pass your checklist we might still not be your type because in the end what counts is how well two personalities fit.

>>17754349
You're an idiot
You will live and die on r9k you beta virgin

She does exist. She's Muslim.

>>17754349
I know plenty of people like this - you're just looking in the wrong places buddy.

>>17754342
Lower your standards. It's the only way.

>>17754342
Only available in sandy arabic countries

>>17754342
A lot of girls are like that.
Literally half of my friends from university (I'm in med school) are like that.

Settle. Dont be so fucking judgemental. You're probably not a big fucking catch either.

>>17757300
Guys that have demands like that rarely are.

>>17754342
I don't do/have any of those things, but I'm already taken. A friend of mine is the same but she has no interest in romantic relationships.

We exist, you just have to look harder.

All I want is a qt to smoke weed with and fuck on psychedelics, fuck you OP.

>>17754344
Yeah I basically met every single one of those except drinking. Well, I had my ears pierced at one point in my life but they've long since closed up. I doubt that's what OP means though kek.
And I'm not even a "get krunk party" drinker. Just a once a month or every other month have a couple drinks with some friends at home. Think I've been drunk twice in my life, and one of those times was my 21st birthday.
>>17754349
Now OP, you realize just because your girl drinks doesn't mean you have to right? Especially if you get with one of those "drink rarely on social occasion" types. Yeah, obviously you're not gonna wanna get with a party chick since drinking is a larger part of their lifestyle, but come on. Are you really gonna say a chick that has a couple drinks a month means she's gonna drag you down into the depths of alcoholism?

I feel ya on the tat thing. I hate em too, think they're a stupid fad like sagging pants, except permanent. And yes, it's true, more people currently in their 20's have tattoos than don't, but there's still plenty who don't man.
>>17755013
Kek, and I meet those 3 as well. Well, depending on your definition of landwhale, since basically every chick is fat to 4chan's standards. We just have 1 too many dimensions for channers in the first place kek.
I'm no skeleton though I'll admit, I wouldn't call myself obese either though.

>>17754342
I understand the drinking, smoking and drugs from what you've written about your family history.

However, the piercing and tattoos shit is just superficial nonsense. Nothing wrong with a preference, but writing off a person and not bothering getting to know them for something so trivial is just indicative of a lack of maturity. You likely take yourself far too seriously, and that's one of the worst traits to have man. Chill the fuck out.

>>17754349
Date a 40 year old, then.

>>17757380
Not OP, but I agree and disagree. On one hand, I don't think having a tattoo or weird piercing inherently speaks about your character, but there are some trends that follow. Most people I meet in their 30's-50's who have tattoos all typically say they got at least one of them very young and regretted it. Not enough to really matter, but regret none the less. That kinda speaks for a persons impulsivity.
But it could not mean anything at all either. You say to be turned off from people having tats is taking yourself too seriously, and is a negative trait. That's your opinion, and a valid one to have. But they could see your getting tattoos as being too impulsive, and is a negative trait. Also perfectly valid opinion.

Only other thing I got for me personally, I find them just physically lady boner killing. I see a hot dude, I start droolin down below, then he turns to his side and I get a glimpse of whatever dumb tribal design on his arm and suddenly I'm dryer than the Sahara. Doesn't mean anything to his personality sure, but it is a physical turn off to me and I just don't want anything to do with it. I'll be his friend any day, I won't fuck him though. No real good reason as to why, but I just find it physically unattractive.
Also, there's the cultural stigma. Even in this day and age, there are still people that will reject applicants for certain jobs just for having visible tattoos. Is it right? Fuck no, even I'll admit that much. Is it changing? Hell yes. But as it stands currently, getting a high paying job is still more difficult with tattoos than without. Sometimes you gotta roll with the punches, but I'd rather avoid em all together and not date someone who will potentially have trouble finding work for such a stupid and easily avoided reason.

>>17757523
fair- I don't ENTIRELY disagree. And like I said, having a preference is fine, but OP's post had a tone of... I'm not quite sure how to articulate it. Entitlement? Elitist?

Also, it's a little insulting to have people think that it means someone is too impulsive. I have friends with tattoos they mulled over for long periods of time, and it's annoying to have people assume they'll regret it eventually. Sure, plenty have them and don't have the wherewithal to estimate how they'll feel about it in the future, but plenty do.

All in all, I agree to a point, but I really think it all hinges on the personality of the person with a tattoo/piercing.

>>17754342
I fit your criteria and i'm a female.

However, I used to drink, smoke and do drugs. Never had tattoos or piercings though because they are cheap and trashy.

>>17757551
Yeah, like I said I'm not typecasting the individual to the group, but it does stand that there are far more "impulse tattooers" in these days than the ones who go out and do it right.
Like I graduated high school in 2011. I knew at least 10 kids who had tattoos before they were even 18. Now, if you think rationally, most kids don't have the cash to get a decent tattoo when they're 17, and that statement still stands into the late teens and early 20's. Nearly every person I know that's around my age has at least one, and low and behold, most of them look obviously cheap. Like they got it on the fly for the lowest price they could get and it shows. Hell, a lot of my dumb shit friends got into this phase of homemade stick and pokes that they did while drunk.

Now I will admit there is one exception to this that I know of, there was one girl that ran in my old high school gang that got a tattoo around 19 and I will even say its stunning. It was the first tattoo I saw on someone as young as her that I would actually call a true work of art. She did her homework, shopped around for a good artist, and payed a reasonable amount of money to ensure the quality she got. I liked her tattoo.
But, as I said, this was the one person in the hundreds of others I've known with shitty cheaply done and just down right ugly tattoos. Some people do it right, but most do not. I get its annoying to be lumped in with the majority like that, but hey. Can't take the heat, don't get the tattoo. In the end, only matters if you own your decision or not.

Only other thing I'll note, is what I call "practical tattoos" are pretty rad imo. Like, the bald dudes that tattoo "stubble" on their heads, or the women who get nipples tattooed on after a mastectomy to feel normal again, or people who use tattoos to cover up scars and whatnot, I like those and can get behind those whole heartedly.

>>17754349
You are pretty much just accepting that you are a child who has no self-control. You're no better than your dad, you just are avoiding a huge part of adult life rather than becoming a responsible adult. It's on par with saying that you vow never to drive because driving can kill people. Take a risk faggot

>>17757551
>>17757575
Oh, and almost forgot, there was one other tattoo I stood behind, however she got it later in life obviously. Friends mom has all her kids names tattooed around her ankle. I thought that was kinda neat, because it's tasteful and I'd at least hope you'd never not like your kids lol. Don't think she'll regret that tattoo even when she's 80 lol
Whereas my friend who's got a fucking gravity falls tattoo, yeah I'm not thinking she's gonna feel strongly about an old kids show that didn't even pick up that much wind when she's 90.

>>17754342
You take for granted how important drinking is and has been to society for the majority of history OP.

Apart from that, many people fit your description.

Just find either an intelligent FOB asian, or one of the non-degenerate ABCs.

>>17754342
You're going to have to take off the drinking thing. Majority of people drink now a days in some way or form.

>>17754342
I have the opposite problem. every single girl I meet bitches about my drinking and smoking

>>17757567
>However, I used to drink, smoke and do drugs
Get out.

>>17754349
>I can't cross drinking off that list because I don't drink
so the fuck what
>And it genuinely doesn't feel like most people.
well, you're wrong
>is at what age does the heartache from seeing others in my age group happily in love go away?
never, it's not about age, you're just a bad person hating yourself and others for dumb reasons.
>I think it's my age group, and where I live (Arizona).
you're dumb and wrong

>>17757580
>tastefull
you misspelled tacky