I'm on a date, she went to the bathroom, quick give me some

Shit, she's coming back, too late. Thanks for nothing /adv/

>>17752728
tell her your political views, That always make good convo

>>17752728
>HEY, SLOWEST BOARD ON 4CHAN, I NEED YOU TO RESPOND IN A MINUTE AND 40 SECONDS WITH A WELL THOUGHT OUT CONVERSATION TOPIC FOR MY DATE THAT'S GOING SO SOUR SHE HAD TO RUN TO THE BATHROOM TO TELL HER FRIEND TO CALL HER IN 10 MINUTES WITH A MAJOR EMERGENCY SO SHE CAN LEAVE GUILT FREE AND GHOST ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

>>17752728
The date wasn't going well if she went to the bathroom. Rip.
Maybe think about topics before the date next time.

>>17752805
>>17752830

OP here, it was a good date, better than most. I just wanted something extra interesting to talk to. Instead I asked her about where she traveled last and she talked for 15 minutes straight while I wondered how her face looks when she has an orgasm.

Maybe I'll keep wondering, maybe I won't. But next time I expect faster service. I pay a lot for this internet.

>>17752851
>good date
>didn't find out how her face looks during orgasm

pick both, or none at all anon.

>>17752851
>I just wanted something extra interesting to talk to

*talk about

I do have a list of stock questions memorized like some two bit talk show host, but it feels like I'm just going through the motions and not connecting. Besides there's always a risk of asking a downer question like what if she last traveled to her grandmas funeral or whatever.

>>17752852

I've never initiate anything on a first date. I usually get much better results when a girl doesn't know if I want her or not. And once I was super convinced a girl was way out of my league so I didn't bother asking her out again. A year later she starts texting me and wanted to know why I disappeared. It turns out she thought about me a lot more than I thought about her and she convinced herself she really wanted me.

>>17752860
And what happened after that, anon? Did you reconnect?

>>17753033

We got together but it didn't last. She was out of my league after all and the only thing I had going for me is that I caused her insecurity.

>>17753100
That sucks dude, but it was worth a shot.