I have a 4.5 cock with a massive 90 degree upwards curve. What

>>17752154
girls like the upwards curve. i'm not so sure a about an exponential function dick. good luck to you.

>>17752163
>girls like the upwards curve.
do they really? Any girls care to weigh in on this? How would the fact that it's so short play into things?

>>17752154
Surgery perhaps

>>17752171
not a girl but yea it's more likely to hit their spot when it's like that.

>>17752195
>yea it's more likely to hit their spot when it's like that.
well not for me but that's good to know.

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>>17752154

>>17752225
needs to be shorter

>>17752154
don't sleep on your belly

>>17752225
But really OP,what the fuck? Not going to ask dick pics but do elaborate.

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>>17752237

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>>17752242
something more like this.

>>17752252
That's not too bad but I suppose some would complain about the length

>90 degree upwards curve
That's not a curve, that's a right angle. Your dick is literally going like this by your description: _|

>>17752154
don't worry - it's the right angle to hit the G-spot
"right angle"!!
haha I kill me

I'd make up some fake dick science to carry around with you in the top of your noggin' to spout if ever confronted on it.

Something involving the curve to pleasure ratio, and how it's actually only 4 inches if you don't measure the curvature,

>>17752154
>4.5 cock with a massive
well done to get 4.5 cock and massive into the same sentence