I'm good talking to girl but bad texting on the phone, give

>>17747125
>Hey mom, I'm good. How have you been?

Great. I only fell on my face a couple times today lol. How are you?

>>17747130
>Could you plis get your ass here and clean the fucking room and stop using the fucking computer all day Michael!!!

>>17747135
>Fine, and what are you doing?

>>17747141
I just made some pasta and now I'm posting on a chinese water torture image board, getting ready to go to the gym. You must have had an interesting day if falling on my face didn't raise any questions in your mind.

>>17747149
A image of /b/ of a rusian blonde girl
>how the hell should i know?

>>17747150
dude, be serious i'm fucking bad
>Chinese water torture? whats that?

>>17747158
Imagine an annoying, leaky faucet, dripping cold water on your forehead for an hour. Are you really bored right now or something lol

I literally came off like a mental retard when I approached a girl today. I have reasonably interesting things to say, but my pacing is like... someone with brain damage. I guess practice will help eventually, r-right guys?

>>17747168
>yes i'm boring, fuck, my little brother want to stay in my room and i need to do something

>>17747158
btw you are coming off extremely boring. You are not responding to my cues, like mentioning that I fell on my face, and accusing you of having an interesting day. Pay attention to what they are writing and say interesting things back too.

>>17747174
i bet you like to talk to guys more than talk to girls

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>>17747179
Dude i'm the girls, girls are boring af texting too and want to talk 7 hours a day, i want you to talk to me like a girl irl, lets try this
>Hi it's Tiffany, what are you doing Dylan?

>>17747191
If a girl texted me like that she's not worth my time. If you don't play along and entertain me back then I will find more interesting women.

My girlfriend has some hot friends. We went to this roller skate event and they literally sat on the floor and played with their phones, watching videos and shit the entire time, did not skate once. Then we were playing frisbee with some halo-shaped glowsticks for fun in the grass and they just sat off to the side. I didn't invite them again.