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Looking for advice on how to masturbate more efficiently. Most

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Looking for advice on how to masturbate more efficiently. Most of my cum ends up on my chest and stomach, and since I'm pretty hairy, it's a fucking pain to clean it off every time. I end up using at least a dozen tissues each time I fap. Are there any techniques that could make it easier and faster for me to clean up afterwards?
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Use a cum towel


A towel only you cum in and don't use to wash your face or dry your hands

I keep mine under my couch for convenience

After a few weeks you should wash it because the cum crust will start to hurt wiping your dick


>my cum towel, 1 week sense last wash
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ITT: Degenerates

>b-but its normal!

Not when you look for 'efficient ways' to jerk it, stay pleb.
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>>17746547
How else can you learn the advanced methods?


Collaborating and sharing ideas. That's how Window's was invented
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>>17746547
It's degenerate to want to save money on tissues and waste less natural resources?
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Shave the area in which your cum lands frequently.
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>>17746557
My entire chest and stomach is hairy, and I don't really feel comfortable shaving it just for this. Is there another way?
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>>17746564
Hop in the shower afterwards.
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1. Cum towel
2. Fap with a condom or latex glove
3. Fap with a fleshlight or homemade fleshlight
4. Fap and when you are getting close run to the shower
5. Fap less
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This is the cleanest method provided you're uncut master race.

1.Catch cum in foreskin
2.Carry cum to toilet/sink
3.Dump cum
4.Wash bell end in sink
5.Dry cock with towel
6. ?????
7. PROFIT!
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>>17746534
expensive way use condom just put it at the tip.
plastic bottle to catch your little white residue.
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if you have paper towels OP, the 12"x12" kind, you can kind of form it into a "pouch" to catch your cum in. When you're getting close, make the "OK" symbol with your off-hand, and pull the paper towel through the circle and kind of form it into a lightbulb or bowl shape. It won't look perfect but it should be conical. Then when you're about to blow your load, jam the cone over your cock and make sure you hold it tight to your dick so cum doesn't leak out. then you just pull the cum catcher off and dispose of it, then rinse up like you should.

always remember to shower/bathe after wanking and use good incense to cover up the smell. your clothes and room will REEK.
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>>17746534
Get a wide-mouthed jar and aim your dick at the opening while jacking off. After you're done, clean your dick by rubbing against the edge and empty the jar into the sink or toilet.
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