Guys, i've been cought masturbating by my mom, what do?

>>17739924
You have to be 18 or above to post on ths site.

>>17739927
Im 18, ive never been caught masturbating before. What should i do

Not care, she knows you do and she is probably as embarassed as you are.
Move on and don't lie about yoru age anymore.

>>17739924
When I was 18 my mom walked in on my girlfriend fucking me cowgirl style when she came in to tell me a friend was on the phone We all made eye contact, she made an embarrassed expression, then walked out.

Oddly, it didn't really embarrass me too much. My girlfriend was humiliated, but I chalked it up to things humans do. In retrospect we should have locked the door, but she also shouldn't have just walked in.

Freud says this causes penis envy, so enjoy feeling insecure. How did you get caught now and not all those years you were not wanking before?

>>17739964
Im so fucked up, and dont know how to deal with this situation.

>>17739996
Take a fucking nap, you baby.

You don't "deal" with this type of situation, it's just something that happens. There's no "sorry you caught me tugging dick" hallmark card. Get the fuck over it already.

If anything, should there be that awkward moment when you see each other, say "that's what privacy is for. Not like I open the curtains when you're showering".

>>17739966
As an aside my dad and his buddy were cracking up about it the next day. I think he was proud because my gf was so damn hot.

>>17739966
>>17740003

Is this what you consider to be advice?

>>17739992
>Watching porn while rubbing my dick
>Suddenly my mom just walk in and say what are you doing anon?"
>Put my pants back on "nothing mom" but the porn still playing

Usually my mom always knock

>>17740016
Yes. What I am saying is get the fuck over it. You got caught doing something very human and you'll have a cringe inducing story to tell your friends.

>>17740017
Make sure to be more care for next time by locking your door or say you are going to take a nap in your room. Now post the porno fgt

Would you rather be caught by your mom, masturbating or by your father, cross dressing?

>>17739924
Ask her to join

>>17739924
embarrassed*
caught*
>>17739941
>im 18
Damn, you really should be embarrassed that most elementary school children have better grammar than you do.

>>17740051
English is not my native language, and yes im a fgt rn

>>17740071
Not being a native speaker doesn't excuse poor grammar at your age, especially with this magical technology called 'Google' and 'spellcheck'.

>>17740083
Stop being a tool. Do you speak any languages besides English? I really doubt it, considering you don't know the difference between grammar and orthography.

Once I mixed up an irregular verb and accidentally told a cute Russian girl I was hitting on that I "piss myself very easily." OP is doing fucking fine.

>>17740089
You're a fucking tool bro, and a hypocrite at that.
Take a running leap.

>>17740123
It's an advice board, and you decided it was more fun to be a douche to an ESL speaker for misspelling two words than to give advice. I'm not the tool in this thread. You're in the wrong place.

I have to ask, though, why on Earth, of all the insults available to you, you'd call me a "hypocrite."

You also haven't answered my question, but I doubt you're going to.

>>17740131
Bro, you're a fucking douche.

>>17740137
No he's not. He's completely right you monolingual fuck.

>>17740145
:^) you're a fucking idiot too

why does no one knocks the door? i dont mind being caught while im having a wank, it might be embarassing at first, but its normal
but the thing is, what if mom, sis or dad caught me browsing my cp, furry or hentai stash?

>>17740137
>>17740151
Yeah, I think we're done here. I hope you enjoyed all the (You)s.

Honestly, for actual advice, there really ISN'T much I can offer besides "it happens, get over it," since we haven't invented memory removal technology yet. Don't mention it, obviously, and I really doubt she ever will either. Just pretend like it never happened. The first few days will be strained, after a week or two you'll be able to talk to your mom without constantly thinking about it, and in a few months you'll barely think about it at all, except possibly as a mildly funny story you can tell over drinks to your close friends, someday.

My mom caught me masturbating once. I locked the door, luckily, but my computer screen froze and wouldn't turn off. So she knocked, and when it took me like a full 10 seconds after "hold on", she asked what I was doing with the door locked. I didn't have a lie prepared, so I just told her I was jerking off.

Whatever

>>17740151
Are you trying to be funny or what?

>>17740206
My hero

>>17739924
I'd gladly be your new daddy, kid.

>>17739924
Contrarly to public belief it happens pretty often, Probably like 30-40% of kids get caught beating off.


I got caught by my older sister rubbing one out at our family computer. She teased me and told me to stop watching it because it was slowing down our computer. Was embarrassed for awhile, Then no one cared.

That was 12 years ago and life went on and she probably doesn't even remember

>>17740206
lol straight to the point


You saved a lot of wasted time and her thinking your in there doing coke or something

>>17740089
I can speak Latin, Greek, Spanish, and English.
not that anon, but still

op, if you live where its harem, tough luck. you knew the rules and you broke them consciously. next time suppress your urges like a grown ass man and go wash your hands.